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Recommening A Friend

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Tags: bribe, employee, hiring, money, referral, guest artist, jake tapper Transcript

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Boss: Do you have any friends with technical skills who you can recommend to work here? Wally: I don't have any friends, but if I did, why would I be so mean to them? Boss: You get a $1,000 bonus for referring a friend. Wally: How much for a gullible acquaintance?

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Boss Can't Be Your Friend

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Tags: boss, double standard, employee, hierarchy, lunch, rank, guest artist, jake tapper Transcript

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Man: Do you want to go to lunch? Boss: I can't be your friend because I'm your boss. Someday I might need to fire you, and it would be awkward if we were friends. Alice: Want to go to lunch? Boss: Sure.

Self Empowered Week

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Tags: honesty, aspirations, work ethic, standards, guest artist, jake tapper Transcript

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CEO: I want all of you to be creative, self-empowered, and accountable. Wally: If I could do any of that stuff, why would I work here? I just find the whole thing confusing.