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Cyborg Rumors

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Cyborg Rumors - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #cyborg, #robot, #employees, #replacement, #deception

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Dilbert: There's a rumor that you plan to replace all normal employees with cyborgs that have microchips in their brains. Boss: There is no truth to the rumor that I plan to replace defective employees with highly capable, enhanced humanoids. Dilbert: I can't tell if you're lying. Boss: That's actually the best argument for keeping you around.

Normals Are Dispensible

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Normals Are Dispensible - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #superiority, #microchip, #nanotechnology, #brain, #thinking, #superhuman

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Boss: I'm putting Randy on your project. He has a microchip embedded in his brain. So ignore whatever your inferior brain tells you to do and just listen to Randy. Dilbert: Doesn't that make me dispensable? Boss: We'll talk about Phase 2 later.

Exposition

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Exposition - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #thinking, #brain, #nanotechnology, #microchip, #ego, #storytelling, #exposition

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Narrator: Randy is one of the first humans with a microchip embedded in his brain. This new technology will change how we view the human experience. It will also ruin comic strips by filling them with too much exposition. Dogbert: The punc line is in the fourth panel.