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Asok Is An Introvert

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Asok Is An Introvert - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #introversion, #introvert, #loneliness, #social situation

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Dilbert: Do you have plans for the weekend? Asok: No, I"m an introvert. I'll probably experience despair and loneliness while being jealous of people who have substance abuse problems. Dilbert: Yeah, me too. Asok: This conversation is dragging on too long.

Wally's Awesome Emails

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Wally's Awesome Emails - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #work ethic, #laziness, #excuse, #competition, #accomplishment

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Alice: This week I designed and built a prototype that can turn any kind of garbage into fuel. Boss: And Wally? Wally: I sent out some emails, but no one answered. Before you judge me, keep in mind that you don't know how awesome those emails were.

Too Dumb To Understand

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Too Dumb To Understand - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #intelligence, #perspective, #dumb, #social media, #comment

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Boss: I can't believe how stupid this person is. Dilbert: How do you rule out the hypothesis that you're too dumb to understand his point? Take your time. I can wait. Boss: For starters, he disagrees with me.