Comments for entry "Start Your Engines" at Dilbert.com Blog

Comment from Zim

SunPMCDTE_Rthth

Maybe they can just stop putting ugly guys in !$%*!

Comment from ThisIsOli

ThuAMCDTE_Rthth

I think you can argue with junk science, but 99% of studies prove that people who ague against junk science ae stupid, you're not stupid, are you? http://rambingsofanofficeworker.blogspot.com

Comment from Phantom II

WedAMCDTE_Rthth

I think your wife had better not be reading your blog entries about how to pick up chicks.

Comment from PittCaleb

TueAMCDTE_Rthth

I have a SINGLE friend who can't seem to get a date. He also drives a Prius and attempt to hyper-mileage the darned thing. Maybe he'd do better burning some dead dinosaurs than trying to scoot through parking lots all stealthy and hitting the highway with nice easy acceleration. I'll have to point him to this post!

Comment from eewanco

TueAMCDTE_Rthth

Did anyone else notice that the VW sound was recorded inside the car instead of outside? I smell a rat. I also don't think they drove it as hard as they did the other cars. I agree with the comment about whether it was blind; if people knew and saw the cars, they'd get a much different reaction even if they never heard them.

Comment from bran3b

TueAMCDTE_Rthth

as a car collector I would like to say I take offense to your description, I do not have a beard!!! In my car clubs I have noticed a bunch of wives that would normally be out of reach of their husbands, like my wife for example. I guess what I am saying is all nerds like me should have fancy cars.

Comment from appleaday3k

TueAMCDTE_Rthth

Scott, any way to map the left arrow key and right arrow key to flip comics?

Comment from BobNL

TueAMCDTE_Rthth

Overhere you can buy a gimmick for the car that superimposes the sound of an expensive sports car on your radio-speakers. (Germany). They showed it on tv last week. That shows you that as soon as you start to take these things seriously, you will look very silly.

Comment from G33v3s

TueAMCDTE_Rthth

Wouldn't you worry that the lady would run out-side to be with the bloke with the Maserati?

Comment from selfevident1

TueAMCDTE_Rthth

The Art of Noise has deep engine sounds in several of their CDs. :D Enjoy!

Comment from brownd4d

MonPMCDTE_Rthth

money = testosterone, looks

Comment from Treetrunk123

MonPMCDTE_Rthth

InSacramento: Try this date in the search, January 31, 1995. There is a strip where Wally and Dilbert fight in cyberspace. I think you may want to read the terms of use before putting it in your paper, though.

Comment from arbyisme

MonPMCDTE_Rthth

Old guy expensive high maintenance car. Young high maintenance chick. Duh

Comment from TreeRol

MonPMCDTE_Rthth

Whenever I hear an engine like that pass by, I yell "Sorry about your penis!" I guess they're on to something as well. They're small, they can't get it up, so they need some red hot engine lovin' to get their stuff working. Sorry about your penis, indeed.

Comment from Mr Mackerel

MonPMCDTE_Rthth

That thing about the pumpkin pie... I was embarrassed when I read about that. Though I get it more with being -denied- pumpkin pie. Or is that irritability rather than arousal? Sometimes I don't know the difference.

Comment from Sondra

MonPMCDTE_Rthth

Women are turned on by deep voices. Rent "Clear and Present Danger."

Comment from quantum_flux

MonPMCDTE_Rthth

I knew that already! I know everything. That is why I always watch the speed channel when girls are over :)

Comment from AlexStroup

MonPMCDTE_Rthth

Unfortunately (and I'm sure you've considered this) there is a confounding variable in your sample of local car enthusiasts. Danville car collectors have one other thing in common beside the cars: bucketloads of money. And I've heard rumor that for some people (male or female) money measured by the bucketload is also an aphrodisiac.

Comment from SteelToad

MonPMCDTE_Rthth

Today's comic was great, but the panels looked remarkably like the panels in today's Daily Dilbert desktop comic

Comment from webar

MonPMCDTE_Rthth

The Lamborghini engine sounded to me like an animal growling. That sound, plus the visual of my personal lumberjack bringing me wood for my fire... Yep, that would definitely close the deal for me. :-)