Comments for entry "Nerd Pickup Lines" at Dilbert.com Blog

Comment from ranker

TueAMCDTE_Rthth

Really nice pickup lines. I was laughing at it all the time. I will be noting this one for my friends. Find out more pickup lines at Ranker.com

Comment from admiralcrunch

FriAMCDTE_Rthth

supercollider pun was originally from futurama... Humour Bot: "I sais, super collider, I just met her! And then they made a super collider 2, thank you, you've been a great audience" Announcer: "Humour Bot 510, ladies and gentlemen" http://www.gotfuturama.com/Multimedia/EpisodeSounds/3ACV08/

Comment from Inspire This

ThuAMCDTE_Rthth

No one has mentioned the fantastic "on hover" text for the xkcd comic: "Supercollider'? I hardly know 'er!"

Comment from GrandmasterB

ThuAMCDTE_Rthth

Hey look, we found a unicorn: http://afp.google.com/article/ALeqM5hJOimxSZNGoURscTWOmYHXcZVf-w

Comment from shirtbloke

ThuAMCDTE_Rthth

Matt, cartoonist on the Telegraph, earns the prize for the easiest joke...... http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/matt/?cartoon=2712914

Comment from BobNL

ThuAMCDTE_Rthth

On a related note: 17 year old girl commits suicide in fear of the Large Hadron Collider (claims the father): http://news.indiainfo.com/2008/09/10/0809101838_fearing_end_of_world_mp_girl_commits_suicide.html Obviously she didn't know much about science and read the wrong articles.

Comment from xarvh

ThuAMCDTE_Rthth

Exploited already... http://xkcd.com/474/ Well, at least there's a lot of fuss about something which is not VIP pants or elections...

Comment from larryh77

ThuAMCDTE_Rthth

"You'd better jump me now. The last time I was available a quark lepton"!!! Too funny!! You may be the first to use "lepton" as a pun!!

Comment from Gusolivo

WedPMCDTE_Rthth

No matter how briefly your black hole shows, I'll make you big bang

Comment from Rand

WedPMCDTE_Rthth

Well, Scott, I was going to link you to today's xkcd webcomic, but it looks like that'd make me the fifth person today. All I can say now is: you might want to consider reading xkcd regularly, considering how huge of an overlap its fans seem to have with your own most zealous followers.

Comment from travisr

WedPMCDTE_Rthth

http://xkcd.com/474/ The similarity is uncanny. why does stuff like this never happen to me?

Comment from gilknut

WedPMCDTE_Rthth

"Large Hadron". Now there's a naughty typo waiting to happen.

Comment from yurkyurk

WedPMCDTE_Rthth

Similar take on the LHC here: http://xkcd.com/474/

Comment from phb

WedPMCDTE_Rthth

"Is that a Hadron Collider in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"

Comment from Ipwnyou

WedPMCDTE_Rthth

"Want to come back to my tunnel and see my Hadron Collider? It's huge. Best line ever.

Comment from risingstarlp

WedPMCDTE_Rthth

I wish the government would build a large collider that actually could develop sustained singularities. Obviously I wouldn't want them to use it, but that would make an awfully good doomsday machine (Dr. Strangelove style). We could get rid of all the nukes and just have that. Lines: Want to see my Higgs Boson? Just charge me up and watch me go. You make me so hot it takes liquid helium to keep me from blasting off. ---- I hope this collider will help unify the string theories and verify M-theory, or something similar. Using an 11 dimension space could open up a lot of possibilities as to what future(far) technologies could do as far as spatial travel and maybe even temporal. Harnessing phantom energy or somehow exploiting dark matter would be awesome. I want a tardis.

Comment from Rob Kay

WedAMCDTE_Rthth

Hey baby, The Large Hadron Collider is switching on. This could be our last night on earth

Comment from Kshaeta

WedAMCDTE_Rthth

Want to engage my proton accelerator? I think people just want this thing to rend through the universe, make things more exciting. Cuz, really, life is like a box a' chocolates. We all know what's inside them, and all the good ones are gone.

Comment from noldrin

WedAMCDTE_Rthth

They are counting on Steven Hawking being correct that if a black hole forms it will dissipate instead of growing larger. Normally betting on a Genius is a good thing. The funny thing is Hawking also predicts that they won't find what they are looking for, the God particle. So in theory, they are betting both on Hawking being both right and wrong.

Comment from Monkt

WedAMCDTE_Rthth

Supercollider? I 'ardly know 'er!