Comments for entry "Immortal Jellyfish" at Dilbert.com Blog

Comment from tao54nyc

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Just watch...sooner or later you'll be getting spam from a snake-oil salesman announcing his new book: "Grow Young by Having Sex!", only $24.95, available on Amazon or his website..."as seen on Oprah!" Advantage humans...only they could come up with something like that.

Comment from callcopse

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wac50 Dwoot, dwooot, dwoot. Pedant's corner here - just pointing out that there is no such thing as vegetarian parmesan. It all contains animal based rennet or else it cannot be called parmesan. Sorry if you just meant vegetarian parmesan-style cheese eggplant, or non flesh based parmesan aubergine. And I am not even a vegetarian, though I do avoid consumption of meat, eating only innocent fishes on occasion.

Comment from MoonKing

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I dunno, it sounds like the Jellyfish have to relive puberty EVERY time they get younger. I'd like to see a raise of hands as to who would like to go through puberty again and again and again between having children. Then you're a little kid again, and guess what!!! you're now raising a baby too!!! Who wants to go through puberty again and again and again while caring for a baby each time and being unable to do anything *fun* with your beautiful wife until you both grow up again? and then repeating it again, and again, and again. Don't sign me up!

Comment from wvsasha

SatPMPSTE_Rstst

How about this is how the Flying Spaghetti Monster will choose to visit us poor humans?

Comment from neetugarg37

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Unless it is really immortal like immortality should be. It comes back all together and become a whole jelly fish again next time the tuna poops. Just like the mercury man came together piece by piece. Now that's what I would call immortal. I wonder how many jellyfish will die in our pursuit of immortality and youth? How long before the magic shot of jellyfish DNA that will erase our wrinkles and rid us of degenerative disease?? ---------- neetu ---------

Comment from neetugarg37

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Comment from Peter Whelan

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I just finished enjoying my copy of Dilbert 2.0 and spent half an hour trying to figure out where all the strips are on the DVD. I think I have a bad copy, it definitely is not 20 years worth of strips I'd rather be going to town on a jellyfish.

Comment from workinhard2

FriAMPSTE_Rthth

So would not mating be tantamount to suicide for them? Also, my understanding is that human equivalent of this process would be reverting back to prepubescence after every sexual encounter. PASS!

Comment from gimpyjosh

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Listening to management discuss how the strategic outsourcing and subsequent layoffs in my department will benefit the company as a whole. Advantage: Jelly Fish Post-meeting, held back from inserting a screwdriver into my left ear to try to remove the dumb. Advantage: Jelly Fish Made love to my beautiful wife. Advantage: Me Successfully worked at not being translucent. Advantage: Me Sounds like it's a tie, 2v2. The tie breaker: I work as a bill collector. The End. Advantage: Jelly Fish

Comment from dilbertg

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I thought Brad Pitt looked familir in "Button". He is actually just my next door Jelly Fish.

Comment from DanielArgentina

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ME: having to listen before and after sex whatever woman have to say jellyfish: just float and sex advantage: jellyfish.

Comment from charlesfunnish

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I can't prove it, but I'm pretty sure a lot of the jelly fish are faking it.

Comment from Zuluwarrior

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The problem with being a jellyfish...it doesn't know how good it has it.

Comment from wac50

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Last night I was browsing the Hammacher Schlemmer catalog and chuckling when I looked at the bug vacuum (http://www.hammacher.com/publish/73620.asp) and thinking of Scott Adams vacuuming up ants. And heck, even saying "Hammacher Schlemmer" made me smile a bit. And this was after a delicious vegetarian meal of eggplant parmesan. The jellyfish meanwhile was being a carnivore and digesting whatever little fishes and etc. got entangled in its tentacles. Advantage: Human

Comment from SuzieQZ

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I wonder how many jellyfish will die in our pursuit of immortality and youth? How long before the magic shot of jellyfish DNA that will erase our wrinkles and rid us of degenerative disease?? Disadvantage:jellyfish

Comment from PaulyB

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"Jellyfish have the advantage of looking exactly alike." Racist. My new best friend is a jellyfish and she tells me they are all unique. By the way, humping a jellyfish works. I feel younger already.

Comment from PaulyB

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"Jellyfish have the advantage of looking exactly alike." Racist. My new best friend is a jellyfish and she tells me they are all unique. By the way, humping a jellyfish works. I feel younger already.

Comment from sjanlaird

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Me: Talking boss through bad news figures like he's a hyperactive toddler Jellyfish: Humping and getting back teenage abs. Jellyfish romps home by about 8 lengths

Comment from AM04

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Hi Scott, I had read somwhere -- "While the entire humanity craves immortality -most people dont know what to do with themselves on a rainy sunday afternoon". And yes, jellyfish cant sketch, blog, or have a pet and blah , blah ,blah......................................................................... --whats the fun in being immortal if you are look exactly like others - other than getting laid all the time!!!!!! So, advantage Scott and all every other human being. Cheers, Alok