Comments for entry "My Cat" at Dilbert.com Blog

Comment from Nathanial

ThuAMPDTE_Rthth

"You can't look at a sleeping cat and be tense." - Jane Pauley"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia." - Joseph Wood Krutch"In these days of tension, hum... Persian Cats | Bath spa

Comment from williamrichard

ThuAMPDTE_Rthth

I freak love the people who are upset that you posted about your cat. They're the same who complain on the days when you have a freaking deep subject post: "You're a comic artist, Scott, not a philosopher...blah blah." ==================================================================== williamrichard Persian Cats and Kittens - Purrinlot Cattery

Comment from crobertob

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rwruger: if you could just see the post Dilbert.com Redesign, if you just want to see the strip there's a link exactly for that over there, I'm not going to post it here because I don't agree with your last comment.

Comment from rwruger

MonPMPDTE_Rthth

What, exactly, is the improvement of the new site? Techies may like it, because they enjoy anything that does not require a personality. How the heck does one view the entire Sunday strip? Don't even tell me. I used to click on Sunday's strip and there it was. Scott has been hoisted by his own hi-tech petard. Welcome to geekdom.

Comment from Sondra

ThuPMPDTE_Rndnd

LOL and not always in that order

Comment from Bulbboy

WedPMPDTE_Rthth

Did you train Sarah to lick your face Scott? Perhaps a little bit of tuna spread on your whiskers? Answers.com tells me that to 'lick one's chops' means " To anticipate delightedly." I think I've discovered the secret to your positive outlook.

Comment from daviesk

WedAMPDTE_Rthth

My friend recently bought me a kitten, she is nearly 7 months now and is called Batman (or get the hell off my face). Every day after her morning ritual (which i will discuss momentarily), she gets up, and refuses to have anything to do with me. that is unless there is some kind of food-toward-bowl motion happening. she disappears promptly at 8pm every evening, at which time i can only assume she is going to her Klan meetings, and returns around 2-3am, depending on weather and if the grand dragon has any important announcements. However for 30 minutes every morning, she is my best friend, she climbs onto the back/side of my head, places her nose in my ear, and purrs like a chainsaw cutting through several porpoise. this noise inevitably arouses me at around 7am, at which point i begin plotting her murder. she's the greatest cat ever. give sarah a bit of chin for me.

Comment from dontbother

TuePMPDTE_Rthth

The only good cats are Catbert, Garfield, and Kliban cats, all of which consist of only ink and emptiness. The only thing better than one of these three cats is as many dead cats as can be stuffed into a blivit by a professional blivit stuffer. The next best thing is a cat that's just had its final visit to the doormat-making taxidermist. Your description of your cat is precisely why I loathe and despise these PDA (pain in a dog's ass) versions of lions, tigers,and leopards. Pluto

Comment from aprilweeks

TuePMPDTE_Rthth

Don't listen to the anti-cat naysayers. I love your posts about Sarah. I am also very lucky to be able to bring my cat Nippers to work with me, as I work for Tony La Russa's Animal Rescue Foundation in Walnut Creek. Everyone here brings their dogs to work, and in a few cases, cats too! If you are ever in the neighborhood, you should stop in and take a look. Our facility is beautiful, and the cats and dogs awaiting adoption live in little condos, as comfortable as could be. www.arf.net Give Sarah a good cuddle for me!

Comment from mr-tom

TueAMPDTE_Rthth

Any chance of a tick box to "keep me logged in unless I log out"? I don't want to have to log in each time I vote on a comment or something trivial like that. Other than that, am really coming round to the new setup, and looking forward to the promised speed increases.

Comment from jambert

TueAMPDTE_Rthth

OK, who are you and what have you done with Scott? : ) PS, requiring signup to post comments...? I'm willing to bet a quarter you'll no longer see the days of 400 comments on a post... (for better or worse).... Jambert

Comment from HumilityRocks

TueAMPDTE_Rthth

Scott, I have an anti-cat in the form of a Jack Russell Terrier. He is smarter than I am, but I'm bigger than he is, so it evens out. But yes, if I have my way, I will always have a pet... the quirky little interesting things they do and the affection they bring makes life a lot better. One of the best parts for me is how differently people react to animals. On the elevator, with my dog... when the door opens and a young corporate girl gets on, with her power workout clothes, ipod armband and headphones. She looks at my dog like he was a rodent and wrinkles her nose in clear distaste. She gets as far away from my dog as the elevator will allow and tries to ignore the little beast. That was a little bit funny, and I could care less, so I didn't say anything. Two more floors down and it stops again and another lady gets on, this one a little older and little overweight and about as far away from corporate as is possible for a human to be. She immediately goes into the "dog is a baby" routine. A loud piercing shriek followed by, "oh little snoogle-oogle woogums! you so cute, yes you are! oh, you are just gorgeous! do you have kisses for Betsy?" and it went downhill from there. That was even funnier that the first lady - and of course the dog is eating up the attention and was fascinated by the odd high pitched noises no human could actually make. I can not describe the depth and horror of Powergirl to Dog Lover Betsy. And of course, Betsy was clueless to the level of anxiety Powergirl was having at being trapped in a box with Rat Dog and this woman that was clearly an alien. I just needed a good chair and some popcorn... what a great start to the morning :) That one is going right into the screenplay :)

Comment from vishalrix

TueAMPDTE_Rthth

Terrible story. The murderer was so obvious,even the glaring lack of butler from the story didn't distract from the method used to commit the murder, which anyway never happened. The ending was so mushy ( my cat is great, who writes that? ) I pee'd in my pants, just so I could smell my pee to forget the mushiness. And you call yourself a mystery writer !!! PS the post was good though

Comment from smvanbru

TueAMPDTE_Rthth

Did anyone tell you that you're a freak? Never understood why people put up with cats. Of course it could be my allergies talking there...

Comment from shirtbloke

TueAMPDTE_Rthth

Good to see you've still got Wally working on the website. On the mashups, you put in your caption, and try to click the terms of service link (purely out of curiousity just to find out how much of your life you're signing away) and nothing happens. Legally speaking, I think you'll find that if you can't access the terms of service then they don't apply. I shall be publishing my own book of Dilbert mashups - available soon from Amazon - keep watching! Oh, and still can't access the mashups using Internet Explorer 7.

Comment from Bloodboiler

TueAMPDTE_Rthth

Aww. Cats and people are so alike. Kittens and babies are nice. Gracefully aged ones are nice. In between most are uncaring full time !$%*!$%*!

Comment from charlesfunnish

TueAMPDTE_Rthth

Sarah - here's something to bring up at the next cat meeting: traffic and the avoidance of streets. EX: I was driving a state highway at 3AM. Five lanes wide. I'm the only car on the road from LA to freaking San Francisco. One of your friends times his crossing just right so as to get tangled in the hot, greasy underparts of my teal Escort? WTF? Five lanes and he friggin chooses mine at that nanosecond? Freaking nauseous all that day. Thanks in advance for your prompt attention to this matter, Sarah. Ciao.

Comment from charlesfunnish

MonPMPDTE_Rthth

Does she lick, stare off into oblivion, and then return to the licking? Freaking cats. Freaking random. I freaking loved this post. And I freaking love the people who are upset that you posted about your cat. They're the same who complain on the days when you have a freaking deep subject post: "You're a comic artist, Scott, not a philosopher...blah blah blah." (I also love the word "freaking" and its cousin, "friggin".)

Comment from vijayst

MonPMPDTE_Rthth

I do not like cats, and also this post!

Comment from Stui

MonPMPDTE_Rthth

Hmmmm so you like getting licked by a !$%*!$ I think you have that backwards. Personally, I love cats. I just can't eat a whole one, but the dogs enjoy the leftovers.