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<title><![CDATA[Comment  from tomse3]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[I once had a consulting gig at a company that made Window-based industrial controls systems for such things as refineries.  (Scary, yes.)

Some of the process took some time, so they hired summer interns from the local university to create cute cartoon-character animations of the process, as opposed to progress bars.

One animation took longer than the process.  

Their solution: slow down the process.]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Comment  from Treetrunk123]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[When I am playing a video game and save the progress, sometimes they have action there all over the screen. Sometimes it's an animal running across the screen, somtimes it's a plant growing. It could cover the whole screen like a video game. After all, it doesn't matter what I'm looking at until a web page is fully loaded. 

Of course it could do poorly on a computer with little memory.]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Comment  from JoshP]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[Scott, you just found your next multi-million dollar idea! Heck, throw in a Nobel Peace Prize as well...I love it.

The only downside is the billions of dollars in lost productivity when employees worldwide begin to visit slow moving websites just for the progress bar entertainment....]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Comment  from maalobs]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[Have I already seen this, or is it too obvious?
A simplified cartoon-version of Fatboy Slims video for Right Here, Right Now, where a single cell organism evolves to a bigger and bigger fish, jumps up on land, and continues to evolve through the species until it ends up as Wally sitting in his cubicle, drinking coffee and playing Windows Solitaire or something.
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<title><![CDATA[Comment  from JamesWjRose]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[Back in 2000 I worked for a company that made file-sharing software for corporations.  Their mascot was a kangaroo.  So when the file wa transfering to the server the progress dialog presented a kangaroo with a file/folder hoping from one side of the screen to the the other.  At a random interval the kangaroo would stop, look at the viewer, blink twice and then continue to hop away.

We also discussed the option if the file transfer died of having a wolferine coming into view and killing the kangaroo.  This idea was dropped.   Sadly the product was killed when we finished it.

I do agree that there is a value to entertain as well as inform while creating software.  (I'm a professional software developer)  However it is difficult to entertain because of the &quot;insult&quot; factor.   Most any item that could be fun to one person will, pathetically, insult someone else.  Often management will not allow such options.

Peace,
James Rose
New York City]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Comment  from hockmang]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[One word. STRIPPERS.

Another word. With big tatas.]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Comment  from Zume]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[Someone else commentated on the issue that progress bars don't really show progress: there's reasons for that.

I used to run a software group.  When it came to loading a large file we'd realize we needed a progress bar.  But the process of loading the file was split into three separate operations being coded by three different programmers.  So we had to ask the programmers &quot;what percentage of the progress bar do you think you'll need?&quot;  And of course they were way off: so the bar would move steadily up to 30%, crawl to 75% and then be done in an instant.
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<title><![CDATA[Comment  from emmasweeny]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[Whenever I see a progress bar I spend $2G to buy a fast enough computer to make it go away.]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Comment  from tamsnod27]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[I have no ideas about progress bars, but I would just like to say, today's comic is my life in a nutshell! Wow! BTW, I am also going to have surgery as well(laser  eye surgery, not on my throat) , and I have noticed that the people who advance here at this place seem to be souless as well...are you having Catbert follow me around??!!]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Comment  from DMH]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[If you could develop something where Catbert destroys the relentlesly spinning Windows Vista ring I would be eternally grateful.  My office recently upgraded me to Vista and I can't believe how quickly I have come to loathe that blue spinning circle of lost productivity.  I actually yearn for the motionless hourglass of old.

It takes me about 10 seconds to go from my outlook email to my outlook calender and I think that little blue spinning ring which comes up for all ten of those seconds is hypnoitizing me for some evil purpose.

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<title><![CDATA[Comment  from tombest]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[I press Alt-Tab whenever I see a progress bar.]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Comment  from silk913]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[SIMS 2 has one of those old memory games with the characters as the pictures.  If you have forgotten about memory, you have to match a picture with the same one by flipping over cards and memorizing where the pictures are.  SIMS 2 times every game forcing you to play the game for far too long.  The problem is that the install takes a while and your brain is absolutely shot from concentrating on memorizing pictures so your patients for the game is severely limited.  Normally I load the game for an hour, play the game for 30 minutes and uninstall it the next day.  I blame the memory game.]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Comment  from KevinKunreuther]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[SpÃƒÂ¼mcÃƒ is supposed to read Spumco.]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Comment  from KevinKunreuther]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[Old idea, but a great one.
You would have to pay some nudnick troll for the license (there's about eight of 'em the last time I looked  - four years ago - that claimed they owned the idea) but you'd make some royalties for employing the Dilbert cast of characters.

SpÃ¼mcÃ¸ online cartoons had a terrific idea using Flash, you'd either assemble a puzzle while a game or Flash animation loaded, or you'd try to grease the butt of a character called Jimmy The Idiot and stick a duck in there.

There's so much &quot;prior art&quot; involved in your progress bar idea, I doubt any patent claim would be reasonably valid - yet, all those lawsuits are making a number of certain attorneys a viable living. This is why I hate software patents. They are actually stifling productivity, innovation (hate that word) and fun online and wasting time, money and energy.

There is a lot I can rant about concerning the situation at USPO, but I will demur, for now.]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Comment  from magwai]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[!$%* bars. I will leave the rest to your imagination :)]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Comment  from thomasswilliams]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[G'Day Scott, I'd love to see an &quot;Inconvenient Truth&quot; progress bar that goes off the form :-)

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<title><![CDATA[Comment  from jeszjesz]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[I think your government needs a progress bar to show it's hard at work on your behalf.    *chortle*]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Comment  from thebestusernameever]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[Some video games have been doing things like this. One game that I've played would let you play pong as it was loading. Being such a simple game, it doesn't really add much to the loading time at all. It was just black and white with rectangles and a square. Pong does gets boring after five minutes, but the game always loaded before then so it worked out.]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Comment  from cpbrown1]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[Scott, this is why you make the big money.]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Comment  from smart watermelon]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[@rfurber Luckily, my company's product is not a game.]]></description>
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