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I fantasize about running for President, but in the same way I fantasize about being Batman. I wouldn't want either job, but it's fun to think about how I'd handle certain situations. One situation that pops up all the time is when a reporter asks a candidate to respond to his opponent's campaign promises to do the impossible. My fantasy answer would be "My opponent thinks voters are stupid."


The great thing about that answer is that it would generate world headlines. Second, it would resonate as being honest and accurate. You'd have to make sure you weren't making unrealistic promises yourself, and that's the hard part. But it would be a killer line.


Calling your opponent names, like flip-flopper, clearly works to some extent. But telling voters that your opponent thinks THEY are stupid would work even better, especially if it is clearly true that he thinks that.


I've also been working on good sound bites for both Obama and McCain. Obama's sound bite is easy. He took heat for suggesting a specific timetable for withdrawal before he had visited Iraq and talked to the generals. That seemed dumb. Then he made the best political move I have ever seen, by saying a President has to see the bigger picture, so generals in Iraq can't be the ones to determine when we leave. Agree with him or not, it was a brilliant political move. He needs to capture that in a soundbite: "Generals fight wars. Presidents make peace." It sounds like universal wisdom. That's a good sound bite.


Now that the Iraqi Prime Minister wants the U.S. to leave on Obama's timetable, McCain's biggest issue is gone. Even if you think McCain was right about the surge, it is no longer relevant to the election. No one cares that an old guy once made a good decision. The average voter doesn't know enough about economics to make the economy a powerful issue for McCain, and it's too late for him to start hammering on social issues. So McCain's sound bite needs to be something vague yet persuasive. I suggest: "Do voters prefer words or actions?"


The great part of that sound bite is that everyone is programmed to automatically prefer words to action. And to the extent that Obama is viewed as a great orator, and McCain is seen as more of a man of action, you start thinking the sound bite actually means something. And phrasing the sound bite as a question forces the listener to automatically answer it, thus reinforcing it in the irrationsl part of the brain. It is the political equivalent of "If the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit." It sounds like a reason to the unreasonable part of your brain, which unfortnately makes most of your decisions.


The other sound bite I have been thinking about wouldn't work for the election, but it's funny: "Change is good until it's your turn to be the diaper."


Do you have a better sound bite for this election?


[Disclaimer: I don't think either candidate meets the minimum standard to be president. And I won't have a preference until I complete a poll of economists that I'm working on now.]

 
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User Name: CM Aug 15, 2008
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You can become Batman:
http://www.martialdevelopment.com/blog/becoming-batman-an-achieveable-goal/

So why not run for President as a day job?
 
 
User Name: kotzersinengland Aug 9, 2008
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Scott. I have 3 kids. The last diaper sound bite made me fall off my chair laughing. If you are ever out in Cornwall (U.K.), and want to come over for a BBQ, let me know!

Mark
 
 
User Name: arbyisme Aug 1, 2008
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Its the price at the gas pump stupid !!!

 
 
User Name: KevinKunreuther Jul 30, 2008
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After the Republicans put up that "celebrity" ad today, Barack Obama can hold his head up high, look the media straight into its electronic eye and say in calm steady mellifluous baritone, "Have you seen the latest attack ad? I hope a lot of Americans have seen that ad. Does John McCain's campaign really think the American voters are stupid? Would you honestly vote for anyone who thinks you're that stupid? I think American voters aren't stupid. I think they're smart enough to know when somebody flagrantly insults their intelligence."

And that would be the end of the campaign for John McCain.

Why wait? Let's YouTube the response now!
 
 
User Name: rushmc Jul 30, 2008
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Don't you think it's interesting that the best (only?) soundbite that you came up with for McCain appealed to people's irrationality, rather than to anything the least bit substantive?

One would almost think that you thought the voters were stupid...
 
 
User Name: 1IDVET Jul 30, 2008
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I'm with It's Dave on this one.

Obama sucks.
McCain sucks.

"A tax payer voting for Obama is like a chicken voting for Col. Sanders."

Leaves but one choice then.
 
 
User Name: Hornbert Jul 30, 2008
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Either candidate: "At least I'm not Bush."
 
 
User Name: Maura Jul 30, 2008
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Snabby: I lol'ed.
 
 
User Name: Stomper Jul 30, 2008
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It's Dave: I haven't seen that press release you quoted. Is there any part of it which specifically denies approving Obama's timetable? The part you quote doesn't quite get you there. In fact, it looks like weasel-words designed to satisfy complaints from shrub without actually denying that express approval. If that's not what he said or meant, then where's the part explaining what he really said or meant?

You have not yet convinced me that al-Maliki's support for Obama's timetable has been "debunked," though the quoted language might appear adequate to anyone with poor reading comprehension and/or strong confirmation bias.
 
 
User Name: Stingerstein Jul 30, 2008
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Guess this isn't html friendly. Here's a site to see the video:

http://www.disillusionedwords.com/?p=375
 
 
User Name: Stingerstein Jul 30, 2008
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You should check out the <a href="http://www.disillusionedwords.com/?p=375">hilarious Jib Jab video</a>. It features Obama on a Unicorn and McCain in a tank. It's al set to the tune of "The Times They Are a-Changin'" but instead it says, "It's Time For Some Campaignin'".

 
 
User Name: Fire@will Jul 30, 2008
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DNC: Vote early and often.

McCain: Elect me and I'll give back my Social Security.

Obama: Who's your daddy?
 
 
User Name: tragicmishap Jul 30, 2008
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"My opponent sucks donkey balls."

This would bring in the youth vote, guaranteed.
 
 
User Name: headhunt23 Jul 30, 2008
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To Rick:

Congrats. You wrote the officially stupidest analogy about the Iraq war I have ever read.

Take a bow.

Your analogy totally disregards what the actual definition of victory was. It's like saying if a man has a goal to get rich, earns 10 million dollars, then goes out and blows it on !$%*!$ and coke in 3 week, he reached his goal.

Early victories are not lasting victories, and only lasting victories constitute success.
 
 
User Name: jell Jul 30, 2008
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No McPain, No McCain.
 
 
User Name: terryplanet Jul 30, 2008
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Batman's slogan : " White creamy filling inside a Hard black shell"
McCain : "Waterboarding? Phhht...I slept through that "
Obama : " It's time the Whitehouse had a new paintjob "
Google : terryplanet
 
 
User Name: DK Jul 30, 2008
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Are you receiving less comments here than at the old site? I used to comment at the old site, but this is the first time I am commenting here.

Anyway, what I think would be cool is, if you can post the same poll at your site and enable your regular readers to participate in it. This way, you can also test if the miracle of aggregation actually works and what the deviances of your regular readers to your panel of expert economists are.
 
 
User Name: Treetrunk123 Jul 30, 2008
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"Change is good until it's your turn to be the diaper."

This is interesting the more I think about it. Elections are about redistributing scarce resources and people taking turns to pay taxes, take fewer govt. services, etc. Yet it doesn't have to be. All we have to do is drill for oil off shore and other places, drive down the cost of gas, which automatically lowers taxes because people automatically pay less sales taxes when the prices of foods, and other items go down. No tax-cuts need to be passed, but no taxes need to be increased because everyone can buy things again and improve the economy, reducing the need for govt. services. This will be good for liberatarians, too, because every body could afford a household where they can live as their values decide.

I'm looking forward towards the day we don't need the two parties anymore. Forget the oil buddies arguement--I AM an OIL BUDDIE!
 
 
User Name: xarvh Jul 30, 2008
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Last Italian elections, a man yelled "only idiots would vote for [main opposing political faction]", instantly insulting some millions of voters.
That man is our current Prime Minister.

There's a flaw in your catchphrase. =)
 
 
User Name: Rick in China Jul 29, 2008
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@ It's Dave
RE: "The move in question, of course, is Obama trying to explain why he's been endlessly advocating we surrender in a war we are winning. Uh-huh. Brilliant."

Actually, Dave, "surrender" is a total misconception. Imagine this:

Billy thinks David is telling lies about him in class. Billy goes over to David's house when David is alone, and beats David up. While he's beating David, who doesn't put up much of a struggle, his friend phones him and says "You should really leave, David's parents (ie, the world pointing fingers) may come home soon." Billy, being smart, decides he has punished David enough for the lies he thought David had told about him in class. So Billy picks up his backpack, accepts the scratches on his arm from pummeling David and making sure he can never really walk again, and goes home.

It's not surrendering, Dave, it's pulling out. "Winning" -- well, was there ever any doubt there would be a loss? It's won. Saddam is dead. How many more Americans do you think need to die before a clear "victory" is reached, and what do you consider a clear victory? Americans like you stick the country in a bad position, geopolitically, and give internationalized Americans a bad rep for being supporters of warmongering. Uh huh, brilliant.
 
 
 

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