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A judge in New Zealand ruled that parents can't name their kid Talula Does The Hula.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080724/ap_on_re_au_an/new_zealand_bizarre_names


This makes me wonder what would be the very worst name you could give a kid to guarantee he or she gets beat up three times a day. You can play at home. How about...


Yormoms Uskank


Awanna Feelya


Punchme Hardasyucan


Inailed Yursister


Whatsituyu Ayhole

 
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Jul 24, 2008
Jenny Taylor
Mike Hunt
Gloria Stitz
Hugh !$%*!$%*!$%* Thyme
Robin Banks
Joe King
Julian Date (for all you IT nerds out there)

I actually knew a guy called Stephen Pratt. He married a girl called Alice Bull and he took her surname. I guess she had gotten used to being A Bull but was not prepared to become A Pratt.
 
 
Jul 24, 2008
Adolf is bad, too.
 
 
Jul 24, 2008
Fish and Chips, Yeah Detroit, Keenan Got Lucy and Sex Fruit were all in this category.

I wonder if this would make identity theft easier or harder?
 
 
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Jul 24, 2008
Not so funny became not funny at all thanks to the anti-cursing software. Thanks. This was my big chance to hilarious online. The missing word is to do with male chickens. If it were my male chicken. ANyway.
 
 
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Jul 24, 2008
I used to go to school with a chap called Darren. Darren !$%*!$% Not so funny, you might say, but his mum was called Pat.
 
 
Jul 24, 2008
When I was a kid we had a girl in our class named Norma Moore. By 6th grade she had become Morma Noore to us.
The name stuck through high school. I wonder if she married.
 
 
Jul 24, 2008
This reminded me of an great prank performed in British airports about nine years ago, where a couple of jokers got some funny names called out over the airport PA.

Here is the tale of the prank:
http://www.ietto.net/airport.html

My favorite is:
Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted
 
 
Jul 24, 2008
One of the cooks at the restaurant where I work is named Willy Williams... it's no innuendo but it's still funny
 
 
Jul 24, 2008
My mother worked at a water company. She had a customer who immigrated from Germany. His name was Harry Weiner.

Also, when I was in the avy, a good friend of mine was named Nosmo King. He said that whenhe was born, his mother, Lotanya King, had trouble thinking of what to name her new son. When pressed, she looked up at the wall and saw his name on a sign.
 
 
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Jul 24, 2008
A chess player in New York has the name Semen Pisman.
 
 
Jul 24, 2008
My wife works in a maternity ward, actual names in the last few years have been...

Dusty Cowboy
Winston Salem (Parents were heavy smokers)
Harley Davidson
 
 
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Jul 24, 2008
Haywood Jablome
 
 
Jul 24, 2008
A friend claims to know someone named Jenna Thalia...
 
 
Jul 24, 2008
I don't have any funny names to add, as I think they are all already out there. I will recommend a book, and Scott would second this, that performed an analysis on whether or not your name had a detrimental or positive effect on your future success. This book is Freakonomics by ...aw shoot, I lent it to somebody. Just look it up. And don't ask me to borrow any books.
 
 
Jul 24, 2008
Isendall Yurspam
 
 
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Jul 24, 2008
I worked for an airline in Australia and one of the managers was named 'Richard Head'.

True... by his parents, not his staff (although some may have thought about it!)
 
 
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Jul 24, 2008
I work at a summer camp
And very often there is a "will Michael Hunt please report to the unit leader office, Mike Hunt please report to the unit leader office"

And lately on the absentee list there has been Barry !$%*!$%*!$ and Harry Ballzonya

But seriously, if you're last name is Hunt, never name your kid Michael
 
 
Jul 24, 2008
Then there were the !$%*!$%* who named their son Drew..... http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article95505.ece
 
 
Jul 24, 2008
I actually know a girl who's name is Anne-Wil Pijpen. I live in the Netherlands and in Dutch this means Anne-Wants to give a !$%*!$%* 'Pijpen' (pronounced pipen), is already a last name you don't want to be born with, although it is also the word for 'pipes'. But I wonder if the parents tried to force her into suicide as some sort of late abortion or something?

I noticed that my post is sencored. Well, it has something to do with her mouth, and its notty. Use your imagination, or a dictionary.
 
 
Jul 24, 2008
I actually know a girl who's name is Anne-Wil Pijpen. I live in the Netherlands and in Dutch this means Anne-Wants to give a !$%*!$%* 'Pijpen' (pronounced pipen), is already a last name you don't want to be born with, although it is also the word for 'pipes'. But I wonder if the parents tried to force her into suicide as some sort of late abortion or something?
 
 
 
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