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Basic Instructions


Long time readers of this blog remember I was trying to help cartoonist Scott Meyer develop a syndicated comic strip. He already has a comic called Basic Instructions that is popular on the web, but its format and characters aren't a natural fit with mainstream newspapers. And while newspaper syndication didn't work out, Scott just came out with a book that is a collection of his comics. I have a copy, and it is pure genius. Check it out.

http://www.amazon.com/Help-Way-Collection-Basic-Instructions/dp/1593079958

The web site is here: www.basicinstructions.net/

Voice Update

In July I had surgery to fix my voice issue. For 3.5 years I have had spasmodic dysphonia, a condition where the vocal cords squeeze shut involuntarily when you try to talk. The projected recovery time from the surgery is 3-4 months, while the transplanted nerves in the neck regenerate. I was told that after a few months of only being able to whisper, the new nerve pathway would finally be complete, and one day I would wake up with a voice.

It happened this week.

I don't yet have a full voice, and I still can't talk above much background noise, but it's a real voice. Unlike before, it is fully functional. For the first time in years I can use the telephone, and order food at a restaurant and be heard. It will take several more months for the voice to become essentially normal. I am delighted.

Creativity


Recently I was asked if human creativity is nearing its limits. It seems as if every idea has already been done. Regular readers of this blog know that every time I describe what I think is a new idea, someone provides a link to an earlier description of the same idea.

I don't think creativity is coming to an end. I think creativity is increasing at an increasing rate, and always will.

Creativity is generally a combination of existing ideas. If there were only two concepts in the universe, creativity would be "What happens if we put them together?" If you add a third and fourth concept to the universe, the number of creative combinations shoots up.

The Internet allows you to check the originality of your idea quickly, so it sometimes seems that all the good ideas have been taken. But the Internet also seeds us with many more concepts than we would otherwise be exposed to. Humans are like distributed computing for creativity. The Internet and the media and our daily lives dump huge volumes of raw concepts into our heads and we process and combine things until something new feels right.

Worrying comes from predicting the future on a straight line, imagining trouble increasing at some established pace. But the real future comes in leaps and bounces, with creative solutions expanding faster than problems. I believe this is some sort of fundamental law of the universe, that solutions will always outpace problems.

Take a deep breath. You're going to be fine. Someone, somewhere, just thought of an idea that will fix everything. And you couldn't stop it if you tried.

 
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User Name: bettysrn Nov 6, 2008
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I am happy that your voice is improving I have a similar anomaly and would like to know where you went for treatment.
I am a nurse. Have an appt at Vanderbilt. Coincidentally, my husband went to Wake Forest in 1993 for a laryngoplasty for paryalyzed vocal cord. I do not believe mine is paralyzed. I use a voice amp to speak. If you can share any info with me I would truly appreciate all that you can share. Thank you so very much
Betty Souther
 
 
User Name: jp.fielding Oct 23, 2008
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im not sure how word selection is anymore relevant to 'morality' than argument selection. that you and another person have the same facts does not mean you've both followed the same paths in reasoning nor weighted the issues similarly. by adding the proper 'connotation' to your thoughts, you help the other person see your view the way you do. they are free to do the same. that they might not have the same level of capability as you to do provide the same level of insight into their views may just be one more indicator that they really dont fully understand their own view, in which case, it might they might as well just have your view.
 
 
User Name: Locky Oct 13, 2008
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Glad to hear your voice is getting better, I have to admit it was very unnatural to not hear instructions when watching the cartoon demonstration, I caught myself playing with the volume on my PC thinking the sound was buggered.

Thanks for the hit of happiness today.

Just to let you know, you are now my most commonly quoted of all informative sorces.

Locky
 
 
User Name: rdbarton@gmail.com Oct 13, 2008
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kris44dad is moving in the right direction - it's not just patents, but copyright also. In fact, copyright is really in worse condition than patents. At least patents expire at some point. Copyright has been extended again and again to the point where in effect they don't expire at all.

The whole idea that Scott points out of being able to use what someone else created, but in new and interesting ways, is just what the founding fathers had in mind when they put copyright and patent protection in the constitution. A limited protection for the author or creator guarantees them some return on their investment so it's worth their time to create something, but then it goes into the public domain so that everyone else can build off their creation after a few years. The creator gets paid, and everyone else gets something useful to mashup and combine to create something else new.
 
 
User Name: Drowlord Oct 13, 2008
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I've been reading Basic Instructions regularly since you turned me on to it. Scott (Oscar) Meyer is a funny guy with a great comic. To be honest, though, it seems to have been on a downswing for the past month or two.

I'm a bit confused about the voice improving. I thought that you discovered some type of change-in-context for your speaking, which provided the breakthrough you needed in order to speak normally. Am I smoking crack? Did that not actually happen?
 
 
User Name: kanon Oct 12, 2008
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Glad you hear that you're recovering from your voice problem Scott. You should post up a video of you talking when you fully recover so we can hear your wonderful voice again
 
 
User Name: jkinney5 Oct 12, 2008
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Read the last part of Scott's post today and then tell me that agnostics don't have faith in something that's utterly unprovable. Superstitious, even.
 
 
User Name: Crazycardfreak Oct 12, 2008
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I just bought my copy of "Basic Instructions" - Love the comic and glad you promoted it.. Those dream comics are pretty good too.
Real glad that your getting your voice back. The procedure sounds like such a long shot, and yet, success! Hope you keep your voice for good. Just don't let the Sea Witch get her hands on it.

 
 
User Name: notheredave Oct 12, 2008
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LOOK UNDER YOUR LID AND REDISCOVER FINGER PAINTING I HAD A SPIDER LIVIN IN MY COMPUTER ONCE USE TO COME OUT AND DANGLE INFRONT OF MY MONITOR ddp. PS encouraged my humble work.
 
 
User Name: notheredave Oct 12, 2008
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LOOK UNDER YOUR LID AND REDISCOVER FINGER PAINTING I HAD A SPIDER LIVIN IN MY COMPUTER ONCE USE TO COME OUT AND DANGLE INFRONT OF MY MONITOR ddp. PS encouraged my humble work.
 
 
User Name: BobNL Oct 12, 2008
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Congratulations on improving your voice, I hope this time the cure will be lasting.

I love Scott Meyers comic, I read him ever since you pointed him out.
 
 
User Name: kris44dad Oct 12, 2008
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Creativity isn't in trouble, but innovation sure is. With the bad patent system that allows ownership of everything under the sun, it's impossible to improve on what came before without getting sued,
 
 
User Name: aardvarkious Oct 11, 2008
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Creativity is forgetting where you stole an idea from.
 
 
User Name: erik_the_guy Oct 11, 2008
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Congrats on your voice!
 
 
User Name: brandonh Oct 11, 2008
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did you ever use your condition to your advantage? ie pretend like your vocal cords were shut when you just didn't feel like talking?
 
 
User Name: arbyisme Oct 11, 2008
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Scott Glad you got your voice back.

It is always amazing to me when anyone in their self-appointed wisdom place limitation on the human mind, body and spirit. Our species on this spinning globe over the eons of time consistently progress to higher and higher levels of attainment. Be it for evil or for good humanoids grow and develop in every way. Be it survival at the most primitive level of the primeval days of Gork and Bong, or smashing atoms in a 17 mile particle race track.

Wish these eggheads would quit putting artificial and totally arbitrary limitations on us. We will be around long after this planet implodes/explodes tooling around in the universe doing amazing and undreamed of wonders until the end of time.
 
 
User Name: DMSteward Oct 11, 2008
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Hey Scott, I'm glad to hear about your voice. I hope everything turns out well.
You know I still get comments on being fired for posting the comic. I was fired one year ago, the 30th of this month. Still working where I can walk to work.
 
 
User Name: smetz Oct 11, 2008
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Sincerely glad to hear your voice issue is improving. Congratulations.
 
 
User Name: ThisSucks Oct 11, 2008
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Don't worry, be happy, everything will be OK. This is a dangerous idea. Believing that God has a plan, or whatever, may cause inaction.

Sorry, sometimes a species goes extinct.
 
 
User Name: KevinKunreuther Oct 11, 2008
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1.) This makes me happy. A little help ... is being unexpectedly happy after learning about positive fortune of others the opposite of schadenfreude?

2. ) Thrilled about your voice improving, Scott. I'm sure 60 Minutes will want to a follow program. They like positive follow-ups to previous programs about people struggling with a problem, dysfunction, disease or handicap. Personally, I'd rather hear you as a guest on NPR's Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, either as a sem-regular panelist or as a guest on their Not My Job segment.

3.) I though of a positive reason for the existence of black holes and why they are highly essential and necessary as part of the fabric of the universe ( what, you think, I'm going to publish here, first?), now I have to sit down and figure out the math, or hire a struggling physics student in graduate studies to do it for me.
 
 
 

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