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I like to concoct concepts for science fiction movies and do nothing with them. Lately my favorite concept involves aliens who are having a sort of sporting contest that involves humanity, unbeknownst to us. Somehow the competing teams of aliens can see our world through our eyes when they want to, and can influence our actions by ramping up or down on our desires. They can't control our specific actions, just our general propensities, making us, for example, hungrier or hornier or lazier than normal whenever that would be a strategic advantage in the game.

There would be some rules of the game, such as only one alien can influence one human at a time, and maybe an alien team can influence no more than five people per game. So most people would not be under the direct influence of the aliens at any given moment. They would be random elements of the game.

The plot of the movie would involve a brain surgeon who discovers the control mechanism in all of our brains. It would be organic in nature, but sending and receiving some sort of control signal that hadn't ever been discovered before. The brain surgeon would be trying to unravel the mystery and detach humanity from the game while at the same time the aliens are having their Superbowl equivalent match that might result in WWIII.

The aliens live many light years from Earth, having visited only once several billion years ago to influence evolution in a way that would turn us into their living chess pieces. They didn't mind waiting billions of years because they have been doing the same game-making process since the beginning of time and there is always a new world somewhere coming online. They like to think ahead. They are immortal, so having game pieces that can die allows them to experience the preciousness of life vicariously.

In the end, the brain surgeon discovers that humans have a synergistic arrangement with the aliens that helps us just as much as it helps them. If we were not part of their game, our lives would be dull and meaningless. So he decides to keep it to himself. The aliens reward him for his silence by filling whatever hole he had in his personality up until that point. For example, they might give him the capacity to feel love.

In the final minute we discover that even the brain surgeon's search for the truth of the game had been part of the game.


 
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User Name: Mohammad May 28, 2008
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Wow you should sell this to a movie company! Man that sounds great!
 
 
User Name: filmund May 27, 2008
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Again with the free will talk!
 
 
User Name: mariekers May 25, 2008
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Is this a potential movie plot or an elaborate excuse to be !$%*!$%*!$%*!$%*!
 
 
User Name: hcurtisshannon May 22, 2008
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I'm surprised that no one has mentioned the similiarities of your idea to Kurt Vonnegut's "Sirens of Titan." In that book the alien race called Tralfamadorians have been influencing human history since time (conceptually speaking) began. I won't ruin the book for anyone who hasn't read it, but I will say that the payoff is uniquely rewarding and something Dilbert affectionados would appreciate. Greetings!
 
 
User Name: random thunking May 22, 2008
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I suddenly have an urger to wear a tin-foil hat.
 
 
User Name: GravyJones May 22, 2008
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You have just described scientology. Now if we could just get a surgeon and Tom Cruise together for a few drinks...
 
 
User Name: kamikaze May 22, 2008
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I feel my desire to comment on this blog has suddenly been ramped up.
 
 
User Name: Clumpy May 21, 2008
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I like this one, until the statement that "even the brain surgeon's search for the truth of the game had been part of the game. " Since we've established that the aliens can only control our basic propensities, do you mean that the man's yearning for scientific knowledge was merely amplified? Obviously the aliens couldn't push him in a particular research direction.
 
 
User Name: Bolt May 21, 2008
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Wow, I LOVE that idea! That would make a great movie, or at least a great novel. Then you could make a movie, based on the novel, and a game based on the movie, then a new novel based on the movie of the novel!

Then again, we'll just stick with the movie.
 
 
User Name: aw2003 May 21, 2008
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"The resulting paradox creates a black hole in the centre of the cartoonists brain. Over the next six billion years the black hole amasses all of the matter in the entire universe into a pin head of infinite mass and then explodes in an enormous Big Bang"

Whoah, careful there, Mr Adams may be an economist with a penchant for understanding the human condition (or at least those bits of it which can be expressed using 3 panel sarcasm) but he does not have that big a head.
 
 
User Name: poojac20 May 21, 2008
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It's amazing nobody has yet mentioned Samit Basu. It's even more amazing how two people can think so similar so apart in time. Scott, you must check out Samit Basu's "Game World Trilogy" - He has written three books on almost the same idea and taken it to a logical conclusion.

It did not strike me at the time but I feel now that his brand of humor has a resemblance to yours. Of course one needs to have an idea of stupid mythologies the world over in order to enjoy the humor in Game World. But I had, and hence enjoyed the books immensely. (I must have queried at a hundred bookshops a hundred thousand times, whether book3 had been released.)

And don't be surprised to see a movie on this idea - After all, the books were quite a hit.
 
 
User Name: ajewel May 21, 2008
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Your sci-fi plat reminds me of the game The Sims. I'm just sayin'.
 
 
User Name: Davesnothere May 21, 2008
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Lot of Sci Fi fans here,
Cool !

Dave
 
 
User Name: nekobabaa May 21, 2008
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As brilliant as we Scott fans can expect it to be!
But in the actual film I'd like Sarah the Cat to be featured.

I see that many regulars haven't bothered to register to the rejuvenated portal yet.
:)
 
 
User Name: fester60613 May 21, 2008
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Besides thinking that perhaps you've gone completely over the edge in your Scientology auditing sessions, I think it's a great idea!

It would have been a great vehicle for Alfred !$%*!$%*!$
 
 
User Name: apaul May 21, 2008
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Just 2 cents... The entire plot looks 99% Philip K Dick's to me (wonder if he actually wrote such book) except for the finishing sentence - which, although it could easily belong to a Dick's novel plot, is 100% genuine Jorge Luis Borges.
 
 
User Name: magwai May 21, 2008
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That is a great film storyboard. I would watch that film.
 
 
User Name: KevinKunreuther May 20, 2008
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Whoa! Right up there with Kilgore Trout ... Kurt Vonnegut, Jr would be proud.
 
 
User Name: Benedict42 May 20, 2008
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I was going to mention Zelazny's "The Game of Blood and Dust," but whymeagain beat me to it. It's a pretty esoteric short story, I was surprised that someone else thought of it. I highly recommend reading it if you can find it somewhere. And good call, whymeagain.
 
 
User Name: Brant May 20, 2008
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I forgot something I was going to say: if you took all the marketable ideas that cartoonists have given away as jokes over the last 200 years, you could be King of All Merchandising--I have a book of old cartoons parodying art that anticipates every major movement of the Twentieth Century, and even without Rube Goldberg and Heath Robinson, cartoons are full of weird and wonderful products that could easily become fads with the right timing and packaging. The Mohawk? Punk hairstyles generally? I saw them all once in an 1860s cartoon from a Southern magazine (I think it was called "The Southern Magazine"--found it in the stacks at one of my better universities).
 
 
 

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