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Recently, two of the smartest people that I know told me they are putting all of their money in silver and gold respectively. The thinking is that our national debt will surely crush us, along with the next wave of mortgage defaults, and the collapse of the dollar, and the drop in consumer spending, and perhaps a plague of locusts. The only option you can rule out, they believe, is that things will go well.

On one hand, I understand their points of view. I can't imagine any way the national debt can be controlled before it buries us all. My only comfort is these three thoughts:
  1. People aren't good at predicting the future, no matter how obvious the future path seems.
  2. Warren Buffett isn't putting all of his money in gold.
  3. My failure to imagine how the debt can be contained might be just that: a failure of my imagination.
It is wonderfully absurd that the best investment option my brilliant friends can think of involves trading their stock ownership of American companies into shiny rocks. While these particular shiny rocks have some practical value, so does manure, and yet you wouldn't trust your fortune to cow poop. The value of gold is derived primarily from the fact that people agree it has value, for a variety of semi-irrational reasons mixed in with a few trivial good ones. What happens to the price of gold if people simply change their minds about its value?

If things go so badly that the S&P 500 becomes permanently worthless, I have a hard time believing that the people who own gold will rule the world. I think it's more likely that the people who own steel that is conveniently shaped like guns will control everything, including all of the shiny rocks. At that point, the new currency will be something along the lines of "Wash my car and I won't shoot you in the leg."

Optimism is mostly about imagination.  For example, if you get an incurable disease, you can at least imagine someone finding a cure just in time. If nuclear war breaks out, you can imagine being part of the remnants of civilization that form the post apocalyptic society. You can imagine just about anything. But I literally can't imagine how our national debt can ever be brought under control. When I fire up my imagination generator, I just see a blank screen.

Are any of you investing in shiny rocks?
 
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Mar 29, 2010
It is not a matter of optimism or pesimism. Politicians around the world are doing exactly the oposite of what should be done, being that to reduce the public sector, public expending and have a really free market. We where those supposedly free markets that caused the crisis??? Do really people believe that the economy lacks regulations??? How can they say banks acted on their own when money is created by the public sector?? that is idiotic in people and evil for burocrats to say. Banking is the most regulated sector of any capitalist economy, and the solution for the crisis is to regulate them more!

Here in my country we already have a lot of public banks, and most of them suffered even more than "private" banks with the crisis. Their bankrupcy has been artificially postponed by the government by means of accounting tricks, but they are bankrupt and nobody can change that.
So tell me how nationalizing banks is supposedly to be a solution to anything!

Around 50 per cent of the economy in most european countries is already represented by the public sector, and roughly 30 per cent more is indirectly controled by it. That is the roughly the same percentage that the Nazional socialist regime had in germany prior to WWII! How can they blame the crisis on free markets! What free markets!? Deregulated banks and markets? where are those!
There are regions in my country that already have more public servants than people working for the private sector!

Current percentage of public sector is simply unsustainable..and what they do?? increase regulation and government intervention in the economy! which produces more taxes, more debts and a bigger public sector!

The equivalent in medicine was practiced around the middle ages, to "cure" doing bleedings! It wasnt a matter of optimism or pessimism to be cured or not! the "doctors" were doing the contrary that should be done, and optimism or supporting obama for doing the same things that produced flame wars when were done by bush will certainly wont fix anything...they will make things worse.

Goverments need extremely regulated banks and to keep the money creation monopoly to keep the interest rates low and have an easy way of creating debt. That will ALWAYS produce cicles. Its a matter of economic law, luck or personal attitude doesnt have anything to do with that.
 
 
Feb 25, 2010
There is a very good article in the current issue of "Backwoods Home" magazine (self-reliance) that deals with hyperinflation, also I am currently reading "The Dollar Meltdown" by Charles Goyette, that addresses the illegal inflation of our fiat currency, and the unsustainability of our current course. That being said, if a person bought gold, they may have to leave it behind if they had to flee on foot, and if they held certificates, the paper could become worthless in a societal meltdown. And, where to keep it? If you held it in a safe-deposit box, it may not be accessible, and in a total Mad Max scenario it would still be $, but might (could) be looted. Also, owning gold was made illegal by presidential decree once before, so the precedence exists. The adverts on TV were a good teachable moment for my son, however. After a commercial, he said that we should get some gold. Trouble is, what are you trusting in? Also what about logstics. How would an honest exchange rate be set, and by whom? Also how to prove the gold is 18k or higher, instead of 14k? See what I mean? Plus walking toward Barter Town (to save on precious gas after !$%*! makes a person vulnerable to crime. Again, how far do you take the whole preparedness thing? I think a person would go mad trying to plan for every single contingency(sp?). Eventually Noah had to stop working on the ark once it started raining! While I am at it, I truly feel sorry for the camo-clad lone-wolf sitting in their bunker with their cans of powdered eggs. To thrive in adversity one needs their family and friends, to be interwoven into a larger community, self reliant as individuals but willing to help out and watch out for their neighbors, like the neighborhood watches. I am thinking that a person would be well served with gold only with the idea of buy-and-never-sell, with the idea that it would be for future generations, who would not sell it unless they were in a very tight spot, indeed. The whole buy gold thing reminds me of the Y2K non-event, after which generators and equipment were available for pennies on the dollar, with little or no use. If I were going to do anything like this I would buy "junk" silver coins, with the plan to use them as currency in case hyperinflation made grocery shopping and fuel buying problematic. So, could gold be another bubble, like tulips, tech stocks, real estate, social security? I don't know, to me the whole of civilization seems like one big bubble! How's THAT for pessimism? Many in my tiny village have planted gardens in our back yard, lots of fun, good excercise, sunshine, good non-pesticide, non-GM, non-e. coli. veggies and friuts. That means much more to me than mere gold.
 
 
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Feb 22, 2010
Scott, I would really appreciate knowing at least the outline of your current investment allocation. Me, I have mostly 401K mutual funds, weighted to stocks in the rest of the world (meaning not U.S.) and a little in the way of precious-mineral (gold,etc.) stocks. I have no idea if any of this is right. My sister, who has made plenty of money investing (which does NOT necessarily mean she knows, she may just have been lucky), says, if you pull out of the market when it plunges, how the hell do you know when to get back in? You don't, and therefore you miss the recovery, which so far, has always come. The only thing I do know is that money managers and mutual funds that charge more than the bare minimum (in other words, everyone but Vanguard) are a total waste of money.
 
 
Feb 22, 2010
I'm not sure about other government offices but the Army gets all of it's office supplies from an American company called Skillcraft.
 
 
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Feb 22, 2010
I'm a south African. We have lots and LOTS of shiny rocks: gold, diamonds, platinum... you name it we've got it. Based on our current political leadership, I'm not surprised you're worried that the world's largest gold producer is going down the tubes. Buy gold. Once it's nationalized, those mines will be as productive as our other nationalized monopolies like Eskom and Telkom.
 
 
Feb 21, 2010
More sanely priced commodities might be preferable. A warehouse full of malted barley might well do. Or, if one assumes the markets will still function, a futures contract. Of course the bets will likely just convert to how lucky you are at predicting the weather in barley-growing countries. ; )
 
 
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Feb 18, 2010
"Like Phloxicon, I can easily imagine a situation in which the US debt is brought under control.

1. To whom do we owe the most money?
2. How many bombs should we send.
3. Cross off books.
4. Go to 1. "

Before you get too eager about that plan, you might want to go look at the answer to #1, and then insert 1.5 Buy a bomb shelter. The majority (for now) of that debt is owed to Americans. I know I've got a non-trivial amount of t-bills in my portfolio.
 
 
Feb 17, 2010
Ammo has doubled in price over the last few years. Gun prices have also risen substantially.
 
 
Feb 17, 2010
I actually sold one American Eagle - it helped pay for Christmas. 3 left; keeping.
 
 
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Feb 17, 2010
I'm a jeweller in Holland and buy quite a lot of second-hand gold from customers.
Would I have stocked this gold, say, 3 years ago, I would have made a great profit.
Would I have done the same 20 years ago (up until 3 years ago) it would have been just about the worst perfoming comodity on the market.

As a rule I resell the gold as quickly as possible. Guessing the future gold-price is best let to monkeys with dartboards.
 
 
Feb 17, 2010
I can't help but feel that the smart investors bought gold a couple of years ago and are now beginning to sell it - using the money to buy those nice cheap stocks, of course. One is supposed to be ahead of the wave, after all.
 
 
Feb 17, 2010
George Soros recently warned that "the ultimate asset bubble is gold."
 
 
Feb 16, 2010
soulcatcher:

Good points, and there was wit. However:

"Last Time I checked where anything in my office was made it said made in China. It's a good bet any tangible items in a government office were mostly manufactured in China."

Webgrunt replies: I'm not sure what your point is, here. Are you implying that the government doesn't spend much on US made goods and services because most office items are not made in the USA? Don't forget that nearly all the weapons and weapons systems and other military equipment and supplies is/are made almost exclusively by Americans within the US--that's many billions right there. The US government is also by far the largest employer in the US. when you factor in medicare (spent on mostly US goods and services) and public assistance programs (people on public assistance typically spend a high percentage of their income on food and rent, which mostly stays within the US) etc.

My point is that when you compare what percentage of every government dollar spend vs. every consumer dollar spent goes into the US economy, government spending is a lot better for the US economy than consumer spending, since so much of what US consumers buy comes from other countries. And when the government cuts back, they will eventually have to lay people off, raising unemployment. That's why I believe that cutting government spending will result in a decease in tax revenue possibly even greater than the reduction in spending.

"Its much worse than you've imagined, because the government is trying to reduce costs and offshoring reduces costs."

Webgrunt replies: Are you saying that the US government is outsourcing to reduce costs? I find that extremely unlikely. It's the opposite of pork-barreling, which would be political suicide for anyone in government voting in favor of it.

"Oh and moving contractors to government positions actually reduces the tax base and lowers government services."

Webgrunt replies: What are you talking about here?
 
 
Feb 16, 2010
Ravenblack: There are no holes in my argument, but let me try to explain to you what you are not understanding --

1. Rule #1 of investing is that you never know with certainty what is going to happen in the markets and in the world in general. Never. Even if you're lucky enough to have better information than anyone else, you're still going to miss things... sometimes very big and world-changing things. Some of the smartest investors in the world lost a ton of money in 2008-2009. They are a lot smarter than you and they are a lot smarter than me. That's why when someone says they have moved "all their money" to a certain financial instrument, it is highly suspect. If you're a smart investor, you'd never, ever do that. "Risky investors" often make more money than smart investors... but it doesn't make them smart. It just makes them fortunate. I suggest reading The Black Swan by Nassim Taleb if you're actually interested in the subject. Not sure why you bring up Google and Microsoft other than strawman arguments to prove something that doesn't even need to be proven.

2. I don't hold gold as currency for a doomsday existence. Probably only 1 out of every 100 people do. The rest of us hold it, like I said, as a hedge. If you're going to *actually* worry about armageddon, you'd be better off spending your money on an armored underground shelter somewhere, filled with canned goods and whatnot. It's funny that you say "real, solid gold isn't easily taxed". Might as well just say "it's easier to illegally evade taxes if you hold solid gold", which is true. If you're not into paying taxes, I agree... hold the real stuff. I pay my taxes though. And if you abide by the law, you will be taxed at a collectible rate, which is much higher than you would if you held in a retirement account.

3. With regard to commodities, again, I -- like most people -- are not investing for armageddon. I'm hedging for massive changes in world economies. The two are entirely different. And yes, not that it matters in the least bit, but I'm a CEO.
 
 
Feb 16, 2010
It's interesting to see so many posts advising investment in metals other than gold, on the basis that "hey, it's not just a shiny rock; it's an investment in something useful too!"

Um... gold is useful.

It's the best conductor there is, and it's used in manufacturing computer chips, hence will continue to be in demand in future - particularly considering that those chips are steadily making their way into landfills, despite the best efforts of the pinko commie environmentalist lobby.

Of course the economy could collapse and we could enter a New Dark Age Of Barbarism(TM), but a balanced portfolio isn't going to save you from that. If you want to plan for a NDAO'B(TM), devote 0.1% of your income to buying nonperishable food, weaponry, and making your home into a defensible location. There's still plenty left to buy gold... and stocks and shares too.
 
 
Feb 16, 2010
Gold has had value for thousands of years, and will continue to do so even in a post apoplectic world (even if not at the first).

Hyper inflation seems to be the way the government will handle the debt problem. However, there is one legitimate and effective way to eliminate or greatly reduce the federal debt.

That is to sell off as many government assets as possible: almost all federal land, most (non-weapon) military assets, most government buildings, etc. Of course this would basically have to coincide with a much smaller, less invasive government going forward – but that is not a bad thing.

Jason Butler
 
 
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Feb 16, 2010
I own no gold but own stock in a couple companies that make it (mine it) as hedge against a falling dollar. Once a money making idea hits TV it is the start of the dumb money entering the game, it happened with TV shows flipping houses and is happening again with the "invest in gold" commercials that show up on the cable news programs.

I wouldn't take any financial advice from anyone who is putting a large percentage of their wealth directly into gold/silver, I also wouldn't consider them the smartest people I know after that point...
 
 
Feb 16, 2010
I'm very interested in you and your friends investing in shiny rocks.

That will leave a larger chunk of the stock market for me. Making a long-term bet against all the capitalists in the world isn't a very smart bet. Diversification is a better strategy.
 
 
Feb 16, 2010
"Investing" in shiny rocks? No.
But I do collect them... without any expectation that they will have any future utility or value (this coin came from... we panned this nugget from... historical/sentimental value, etc.).

Gold is so glaringly obviously bubbled right now, it's amazing that more people aren't poking around to see who's playing the role of the Hunt brothers this time.
 
 
Feb 16, 2010
"mikeindustries" had some really nice broken arguments. Here they are, and why they're wrong!

1) If anyone is actually serious that they are putting "all of their money" in anything, their advice is to be ignored. If it's more like shifting a lot of it into something, then fine. Just clarifying. Even if gold looks to be the best investment at any given time, it never pays to put all eggs in one basket.

-- So you're saying that if you invested all your money in Google right when it went public, that wouldn't pay? Or in early Microsoft? Or if you bet on roulette zero right before it came up, that wouldn't pay? All your eggs in one basket *pays the best* if you chose the best basket. You were doing fine up until you said "never pays".

2) I hold quite a bit of gold, but it's all in my retirement accounts in the form of ETFs. If you're going to hold gold, do it in retirement accounts, or else it will be taxed as a collectible (not good).

-- If you're going to hold gold against the collapse of an economy, for bob's sake *hold actual gold*. Obviously gold shares are completely worthless if the economy collapses badly, because you don't actually have anything to trade. Real, solid gold isn't easily taxed. Ideally it should be in the form of 18k necklaces, because then you can break it down to small links for trading (apparently gold and silver in small pieces like this was very worthwhile and tradeable when Argentina's economy went bad.)

3) Gold is a decent hedge, but if you're worried about world economies going to hell, you're better off investing in the basic things people need to survive. Commodities come to mind. This world is going to need oil for a LONG time. Same with grains. Same with livestock. That stuff is never going to go out of style. You don't want to buy when levels are ridiculously high, but to think people are going to stop buying essentials any time soon is wrongheaded. Even if you don't want to invest in Buffett stocks, you can still follow his most basic advice: invest in what you use.

-- Same point as with the gold - distant shares in things people need to survive are not valuable when economies go to hell, you need actual real things people need to survive, in your house, where you can get at them. Are you an investment banker or a CEO or something, to have such a failure of practicality in your view of how things work? (Though of course it's a matter of degree; in a *recession*, shares are fine, but in a *collapse* you want something real. Argentina's example was sufficient collapse to the point where real was better.)
 
 
 
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