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You're probably aware of the Long Tail concept. The idea is that technology makes it economical for companies to sell items for which there are only a handful of buyers in the known universe. The trick is to sell lots of different items to lots of different buyers. And if those items are manufactured with special features for each buyer, it's called mass customization.

The new Dilbert Store is a good example of both the long tail and mass customization. You can search for any Dilbert comic ever made, find the one that speaks to your own bizarre sensibilities, and in a few days a package arrives at your door with that comic on a coffee cup, or water bottle, whatever. This solved a big problem for us because if you asked a hundred people what was their favorite Dilbert comic, you'd get about hundred different answers. It isn't practical for us to guess which comics would be most popular.

Now a similar thing is happening with price and co-branding. We're starting a test of corporate discounts at The Dilbert store so that you and your co-workers can, if you play your cards right, pay 20% less than the cubeless masses, in return for some exposure within your company.

If the test works out, we'll expand it to include co-branded products and other company focused offers. For example, suppose your company wants to internally promote network security, or disaster recovery, or safety, or some other message. The appropriate department could order Dilbert goods that include your company logo and the on-topic Dilbert comic, all for 20% off. If you play your cards right, that means "free shirt" for you.

If you want to get in on the 20% off test, send an email to dilbert@ordering.com with "corporate discount program" in the subject.  Include the contact info of the person at your company that handles this sort of thing.
 
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Dec 2, 2009


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Nov 21, 2009
I love the new store.

I tried to order a mug, but I didn't complete my order because of this:

I want this comic in on a mug:
http://funnystuff.group.livecloud.com/displaycontent/content/62070894725463867
NOT in color and CERTAINLY not with that ugly big black border.
Why must the comics be in color and why add a big black border that is absent on the printed artwork? Can't it be made optional?

But you've got something great there. Keep perfecting it!
 
 
Nov 19, 2009
Chutzpah = marketing a business model whereby companies enable you to relentlessly make fun of them by subsidizing your efforts. Awesome.
 
 
Nov 19, 2009
Scott, you've slightly skewed the long-tail concept.

It isn't really so much about the number of products as reaching a large/diverse number of people.

SEO/SEM is the place where this fits the best. For example, our blog (http://answerguy.com ) ranks #1 or #2 on Google for the phrase "Federal Subscriber Line Charge". Why? Because I wrote an entry a couple of years ago that talked about it, the matter is rarely discussed, and after this many months and so little discussion we're entrenched . . . until someone engineers a raid on the term.

Now who would do that? In today's "the old telcos are going away" market, probably no-one except a person who was trying to prove a point. And since we aren't in the telco consulting business I wouldn't care.

But we rank high for many other keywords that would matter more. And engineering/protecting that is what the long tail is REALLY about.

By the way, the blog entry about FSLC that I'm talking about is http://answerguy.com/2007/08/16/federal-subscriber-line-charge/ . I know you don't generally allow links here, but if you'd like to illustrate the point I'm making . . . well, there it is.
 
 
Nov 19, 2009
Googling desperately trying to find the date of the strip, I found this site: http://adam.pra.to/public/docs/dilbert.txt.

Hope it helps someone else.
 
 
Nov 19, 2009
I agree that metadata or characters in the comic need to be searchable for this to really work- however you could save yourself some work by copying Dave Kellett and having your readers transcribe each of your comics for you. All you'd have to do is set up the database (I think his includes characters, props backgrounds and text spoken but you'd have to check) and some sort of login system to make sure that the people transcribing aren't typing in rubbish. Then just wait while various fans go through the archive for you.
 
 
Nov 19, 2009
Guys, if you have the strip and look closely you'll see a date on it.
here's my all-time favourite (from 1997.. about the last time you ever saw "powerpoint" written with inverted commas)
http://thedilbertstore.com/periodic_contents/1997/7/20

But Scott - text search is badly needed. 7,500 comics. 1 minute to type in the text from each one. You cd have them all indexed in, um, 100 hours or so. Get Asok on it.
 
 
Nov 19, 2009
Currently you have search by date for the strips - why not add search by character? I want to look for all strips containing Mordac.
 
 
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Nov 18, 2009
I have a better idea, Scott. Why don't I just sell you ad space on my body?

That one guy in the news a few weeks back did it. Makes $80-grand/year in the process.

Think of the possibilities.....
 
 
Nov 18, 2009
The one thing you need to add to your comics on the site is metadata describing the subjects involved. Then any search engine can find the appropriate comic strips based on a queried subject matter.

Metadata for todays:
- cloud computing
- work avoidance
- setting bad example
- meeting smoke screen

...etc.
 
 
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Nov 18, 2009
As well as the need to be able to search by text, characters, subject it would be good if you could allow limited editing of the cartoon text to put the name of the person you were giving the cartoon to into the cartoon.
 
 
Nov 18, 2009
Absolutely agree with previous post. I need to be able to search on "paradigm" etc. Date is ok for last couple of weeks but not for older ago than that.
 
 
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Nov 18, 2009
I think there is a factual error in this posting. If you ask 100 people what their favorite Dilbert strip is, about 50 of them would say, "What's a Dilbert strip?" About 20 would say, "Is that like Garfield? I hate comics." Another 15 would say, "Heh-heh, you said 'strip'." 10 would say "The one where Snoopy thinks he's fighting the Red Baron!" And the remaining 5 software engineers would actually name a particular strip. (But they'd get the punch line wrong.)
 
 
Nov 18, 2009
bmsims hit it right on the head. It would be great to search so that one could view all strips related to a topic or concept. Scott, contact me and I can help you with this.
 
 
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Nov 18, 2009
I have been waiting so long for this. I have a strip (snagged from a Dilbert calendar) that I have been wanting to buy a print of. Of course, given that the only way to search the strips is by original publication date, I will continue to be unable to purchase the strip I want.

Please update us when this feature actually becomes usable.
 
 
Nov 18, 2009
Yes, for this to work you _must_ provide a way to search the text of the comics. Say I'm a tech writer and I want some mugs for the tech writing dept. I need to be able to search for "Tina" and pick the most appropriate one.
 
 
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Nov 18, 2009
The only issue is that I can't search by a phrase in the comic. I don't remember when I saw all my favorite strips, and while looking threw 7500 comics again would be amusing, I don't really have the time for that.
 
 
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Nov 18, 2009
Gee!

So, instead of me buying something I don't need, I can get my office to spend a bunch of money on something they don't need, at 20% off, and I get something I don't need for FREE!? Wow! You should go to the Dragon's Den and present that money making opportunity!

A free Shirt... gosh. Imagine the possibilities! I could wear it outside, or inside, or even inside out! Upside down would be tricky, but imagine what my FRIENDS would say! Gee-willicker's-bessy!

Gosh.

Gosh!

I"m running home to tell auntie Mae right now. Gosh!
 
 
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Nov 18, 2009
If I get a tattoo of Dilbert on my forehead, can I get a free hat or something?
 
 
 
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