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I'm learning to train my dog. According to the experts, it all comes down to food. Nothing works as well as food rewards when it comes to getting an animal to do a trick. I assume that's because food is closely associated with survival, so over time you can create an association in the animal's brain between doing a trick and survival itself.

This made me wonder if humans can be similarly trained with food rewards. And it made me wonder if we do it inadvertently all the time. It seems to me that human brains must associate food with survival the same way a dog does. And like most other animals, we don't need to be starving to want a food treat.

When I grew up, my family ate dinner at 5:00 pm every night. If a kid was late, there was some risk that the best stuff was gone. So there was a food reward every day of my life that was associated with punctuality. My hypothesis predicts that I would be a punctual person, and that is very much the case. When I feel even the possibility of being late for any event or deadline, I experience an intensely unpleasant physical reaction. It is as if my very survival is at risk and I want the feeling to stop. My brother and sister, who are in other ways very different from me, are just as punctual. Were we all trained by food?

I start work earlier than most people and always have. But I didn't always like it. I grew to enjoy it over time. I realized recently that I developed a habit long ago of eating something within minutes of waking, such as a banana. Did I train myself with food to become a morning person?

If my hypothesis about training humans holds true, it has huge implications. You could easily mold human behavior over time by associating good habits with food. And you wouldn't have to starve a person to make the plan work, any more than you need to starve a dog to make him do tricks for tasty treats. It's a bit frightening to think about the power this method might hold.

This hypothesis might explain why movie theaters are popular even though most movies are bad. I will drive across town and watch a movie with bad reviews if there is some popcorn in the deal, even though I have a home theater and all the food I want at home. I tell myself that some movies are better with the crowd experience, or that it feels good to get out of the house. But I can't rule out the possibility that I am simply trained by food treats to go to the movie theater.

Is there anything to the hypothesis that humans are easily trained by food? Let's do an unscientific survey right here. Think of your own eating habits and consider when there has been a consistent pattern of a specific activity followed by a food reward. Then ask yourself if you are addicted to the activity that generally preceded the reward.

For example, if you have a habit of reading a physical newspaper every morning, do you generally eat something or have coffee while doing it? If so, my hypothesis predicts that it's the treats that make you love the routine more than the newspaper itself.

Any other examples from your life?
 
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User Name: tragicmishap Feb 28, 2009
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Except that we are all moist robots and have no capacity to do anything other than what feels right. So there's nothing upstairs to direct our "training" in any way other than the way we already want to do it anyway. Everything that happens in our minds is also controlled by pleasure stimulus. So we may want to train ourselves to read the newspaper by eating while doing it, but the only reason we want to read the newspaper at all is because it gives us pleasure in some other way.

Don't get me wrong it's a great idea. I'm interested to hear how you think this "really" works though, since we can't decide to train ourselves in anything because we have no free will. So our "decision" to "train" ourselves by eating is really just a function of some other pleasure stimulus.
 
 
User Name: lancecraft Feb 23, 2009
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A difference, we can 'choose' to starve; http://www.zhaxizhuoma.net/SEVEN_JEWELS/HOLY EVENTS/RAINBOW BODY/monkMummy.html
 
 
User Name: kaladorn Feb 20, 2009
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If you'd said sex, I might be with you. That rarely disappoints. I've probably missed school, work and social commitments at different times (hopefully nothing to critical was missed) on that account. But food? Not so much.

I like food. I'm a foodie. I love to cook and am working on learning to bake as well. I like to drink with meals. But food to train me? Don't think so.

Some days I wake up not hungry. If I get busy at work, I miss dinner. If I get home late or am drafted into something after dinner, I can miss dinner. Substitutes are usually crappy - both taste and health wise. If I make a roast pork with some rosemary roast potatos or something, that's a good meal. But that's a wee bit of work. Many times, the Weight Watcher''s TV dinner is easier and that wins. So the food reward isn't so great. I am a sucker for peanut butter, chocolate (ideally both at once), and dead cow in all its wonders. But would I do much for any of them? Nope.

I've never (except by my own shopping decisions) had empty cupboards. I've never been barred from a snack like some carrots, a piece of toast, or an orange. I've never felt a famine like feeling. So I have no connection except intellectual between normal meals and survival. Certainly, if I don't eat at all until the evening, I may want a good meal, but it doesn't need to be gorging. But I also have an efficient metabolism.

I'll bet some part of Scott's results are heightened by being a vegetarian and active. Your body burns more energy just sitting still in that situation. And vegetarians often don't get the same level of fullness and repletion that ominvores do. So they are thinner. Hence probably more susceptible to hunger if they don't eat regularly. So to some extent, I suspect vegetarianism and an active lifestyle combine to make Scott more trainable with food.

If you are less active and an ominvore who can skip a few meals without much adverse effect, food isn't the same draw, unless you are eating for some kind of psychological reason that bears investigation.

Train me with nubile women of willing disposition, not a triple layer peanut butter chocolate kahlua cheesecake.
 
 
User Name: Shyzaboy Feb 19, 2009
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tom steiner (http://dilbert.com/users/tom_steiner/) sez:
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If I offer attractive women biscuits for sex and they refuse, does this disprove the hypothesis or has the graph simply flattened out at that point?
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Tom, the solution is obvious - offer biscuits and gravy...

Biscuits, by themselves, are just too dry...
 
 
User Name: N1tr0 Feb 19, 2009
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The movie theater idea doesn't work for me at all. In fact, it's quite the opposite. I would go to more movies if I could enjoy them at a lower cost. The cost of snacks at theaters is ridiculous! For a family of four, your putting out over $50 to see one flick. We have gotten to the point where we will sneak in our own candy. Sometimes more. The popcorn is the hardest because of the smell. :-)
 
 
User Name: A JET Production Feb 19, 2009
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I work with many fellow engineers and I always have candy and/or cookies at my desk. I can get answers from them faster than anyone. I'm not sure all humans respond to food but engineers are trained to eat just about anything they can get for free.
 
 
User Name: sowelrt0 Feb 19, 2009
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i am addicted to reading your blog. i always read it while eating lunch at work. hmmm...
 
 
User Name: webgrunt Feb 19, 2009
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I caution AGAINST using treats as a reward for kids. There's a chance they'll become food addicts. I'm not saying it'll happen for sure, but it's more likely. Playing games with them is a terrific reward. Toys are good too. If they become shopaholics, at least they'll stimulate the retail industry and help the economy.
 
 
User Name: tom_steiner Feb 19, 2009
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If I offer attractive women biscuits for sex and they refuse, does this disprove the hypothesis or has the graph simply flattened out at that point?
 
 
User Name: Tigershire Feb 19, 2009
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Meetings. You want staff to attend meetings, tell them there will be coffee, muffins, lunch, whatever the food required for the timing and lenght of the meeting. GRIN
 
 
User Name: JBert Feb 19, 2009
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Look up NLP and 'creating anchors'.
 
 
User Name: BobNL Feb 19, 2009
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Ik like the smell of a new book. No food reward necessary to read a 'physical' book.
 
 
User Name: tom_steiner Feb 19, 2009
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I, like you, am not by instinct a morning person. I've not managed to train myself to be one. I suspect the reason for this is that my biorhythms mean I'm seldom very hungry first thing in the morning, so the reward loses its lustre. My appetite comes alive at about 9pm. That's when I eat my evening meal. I'll generally ingest most of my calories after dark. And I am considered a real night owl by my family and friends.
 
 
User Name: PRFen Feb 19, 2009
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So the problem then becomes turning the terrorists away from plastic keys, heaven, and virgins to something a bit more constructive? Reduce the amount of armies, guns, and bombs… but boy that’s gonna take a lot of Ho Hos and Ding Dongs I tell ya!!
 
 
User Name: workerant Feb 19, 2009
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Perhaps that's why we put up with the idiot bosses at work. If we didn't get paid, we couldn't eat. Of course, money, sex and power are also used as rewards too.
 
 
User Name: ReekRend Feb 18, 2009
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In general I agree with the hypothesis only so far as food is in short supply or it's a treat you wouldn't normally get. Most of the comments seem to be on the general reward principle but I think your point of food as a primal motivator is good given the right situations (although not all food situations).

Just for something you might find interesting, I am the exact reverse regarding food. Being a logical nerd my whole life I hated food and considered it an annoying waste of time. Later on, many other rewards as a result of food have given me positive association, such as socializing, dating, health, treating others, etc.
 
 
User Name: Locky Feb 18, 2009
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Washing my face and hands before meals, my grandma was especially good with this one, probably because she was such a stickler to hygine and she was a great cook. Now, not only do i do this whenever I am about to eat but randomly throughout the day/night whenever i'm a bit stressed or upset and it is refreshing and oddly calming.

I always have a coffee first thing when i get to work, gets me out of bed and motivated.

I also read Dilbert while eating lunch or late breakfast, i guess i am using food and Dilbert as a reward or treat.
 
 
User Name: tkjohns Feb 18, 2009
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To skanadron: "for reasons completely unrelated to this". Oh, I don't think they're _completely_ unrelated... I think the fact that your friend is a boorish neanderthal probably crept into other areas of their relationship.
 
 
User Name: tkjohns Feb 18, 2009
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I've read the newspaper at the breakfast table for as long as I can remember. I was never sure whether I was eating while reading or reading while eating, until they stopped home delivery to my neighborhood several weeks ago. For a few days I simply ate my breakfast, and my kids seemed happy to see my face across the table. Now I grab a book. I have no idea what this means.

Does it help you to know that I'm eating a bowl of cereal right now?
 
 
User Name: MadHatta Feb 18, 2009
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I would like to thank you for giving me something to read that has a good bit of intellectual stimulation with a healthy splash of humor. Everyone around me is pretty much a moron and its nice to see theres other options besides dumbing myself down. When im reading your blogs around other people and I laugh out loud people look at me and I think to myself, "Yeah thats right im actually having a good time over here :)" But anyways, thanks for being smart and posting blogs! :D
 
 
 

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