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I'm trying to come up with a catch phrase for a Catbert t-shirt. Here are some rough sketches. Which one do you like best?

 


 

 
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May 7, 2008
I vote:

# 1. 'Your efforts and your rewards are no longer related'
# 2. It only looks like a coincidence


The Evilicious would be cute, but it carries the same classy taste as slapping a "Princess" or "Sexy" on the butt of come clueless yoga pants... or "Cute but evil" on a T-shirt. Oh, wait... you just about did.
 
 
May 7, 2008
Have the "Your efforts..." one for guys and "Evilicious" on a girls garment.
 
 
May 7, 2008
i too vote for the 'Your efforts and your rewards are no longer related' its a good wake up call
 
 
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May 7, 2008
I like the Percentage of Evilness. However, Catbert should be as close to "Pure Evil" as you can get. This has been established as 99 44/100%. On second thought, why not "one-up" the soap and caption him:

"99 45/100% Evil"
 
 
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May 7, 2008
!. Evilicious
2. Evil by design
3. 99.9% Evil

enjoy all the lil pairs o'pennies :)
 
 
May 7, 2008
"Your efforts and your rewards are no longer related" - that's exactly the way it works at my company. They SAY we have a reward for performance culture, but then they calibrate everyone's performance scores to fit the bell curve so no one is ever really rewarded for their performance.
 
 
May 7, 2008
Evil by Design. How about "Not Evil - Proactively Malevolent"?

Lazy Boy }:~
 
 
May 7, 2008
Dang. I had a pretty funny line for today's mashup but the thing just doesn't work.

Anyway here's the line:

Manager: I'VE HEARD OF THIS "PREQUEL" LANGUAGE. COULD WE USE IT TO FIX THE DATA?
Dilbert: SURE. LET'S CALL THE PROJECT "THE PHANTOM MANAGEMENT"

(You've got to be a database programmer to understand this)
 
 
May 7, 2008
My favs:

1. 99.9% evil
2. Evilicious (very current)
3. Your efforts and your rewards are no longer related. (too true)

 
 
May 7, 2008
I'd have to say the 99.9% evil, but the rounded background should look like a meter, with his tail pointing at 99%
 
 
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May 7, 2008
'Your efforts and your rewards are no longer related'

That was the one that made me laugh.

 
 
 
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