# 1. 'Your efforts and your rewards are no longer related'
# 2. It only looks like a coincidence
The Evilicious would be cute, but it carries the same classy taste as slapping a "Princess" or "Sexy" on the butt of come clueless yoga pants... or "Cute but evil" on a T-shirt. Oh, wait... you just about did.
I like the Percentage of Evilness. However, Catbert should be as close to "Pure Evil" as you can get. This has been established as 99 44/100%. On second thought, why not "one-up" the soap and caption him:
"Your efforts and your rewards are no longer related" - that's exactly the way it works at my company. They SAY we have a reward for performance culture, but then they calibrate everyone's performance scores to fit the bell curve so no one is ever really rewarded for their performance.