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I'm trying to come up with a catch phrase for a Catbert t-shirt. Here are some rough sketches. Which one do you like best?

 


 

 
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May 8, 2008
Of the ones shown, I like last (effort and reward unrelated) and coincidence the best.
Cute, but evil is a close runner up.
 
 
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May 8, 2008
How about,
Not evil, just misunderstood.

 
 
May 8, 2008
Of yours, I think I like "Eviicious" best.
 
 
May 8, 2008
How about:

"All your evil belong to us."
 
 
May 8, 2008
My little contribution.

http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/7452/catbertfutileuk4.jpg
 
 
May 8, 2008
I like the last one (your efforts and your rewards). I'd buy it anyway. Is there some technical difficulty in just having all of them? I guess this isn't print on demand, right, you would have to stockpile T-Shirts in case someone ordered one of the less popular versions. Still surprises me in these days of automation you can't have a bunch of blanks with "your phrase here" a la the M & M campaign. I'm sure you can, but production cost would no doubt go up.

I think whichever is the winner, Catbert's title should be there, "Catbert, Evil HR director", rather than just Catbert. None Dilweeds might not get the joke otherwise.
 
 
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May 8, 2008

Think Evil !!!
 
 
May 8, 2008
EVILution
or
Your Friend Neighbourhood HR
or
0.00001% Helpful
or
Evil is still nicer
or
If only Satans were chosen on merit
 
 
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May 8, 2008
99.9% Evil. I'd buy it. First idea was the best (if these are in order of your thinking them up that is. If not, then "duh").
 
 
May 8, 2008
Thank you ykjay. You have good taste in evil. A fine quality. :)
 
 
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May 8, 2008
"As far as you know."

It's the Ultimate HR answer to everything.

Q: Are we getting raises this year?
A: As far as you know.

Q: I heard there's going to be layoffs. Are we safe here?
A: As far as you know.
 
 
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May 8, 2008
Che, rather
 
 
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May 8, 2008
Definitely along the lines of 99.9%

How about Catbert as Chè with a stylized rEVILution
 
 
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May 8, 2008
I would go with something like "You're Expendable"
 
 
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May 8, 2008
I like Evilicious and just about everything Real Live Girl suggested
 
 
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May 8, 2008
"It only looks like a coincidence"
 
 
May 8, 2008
I think "Evil by Design" should be the front side, and "It only looks like a coincidence on the back side."
 
 
May 8, 2008
Evil by Design sums it up nicely.

Although...would you consider:

"Evil. Made from concentrate."
"Prrrrr Evil"
"Somebody's got a case of the Evil"
"667. Because I'm even more evil than him."
"The evil baby...you know you want it."
"Evil and unrepentant. What did you expect? I'm a cat!"

 
 
May 8, 2008
so, going off the 99.9% evil. it should read:


5-nines evil. Better than the IT Dept.
 
 
May 8, 2008
How come I can vote for my own comment? I mean, I know it was good, but even so.
 
 
 
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