Like I need my life more complicated. I am old. I am tired. I am saying goodbye. You didn't have to go to all this work just to get me to stop blogging. It would have happened soon. (My health, you know.) I am soooooooooooo sad.
Again with the RSS feed that only does half the BLOG.
For the t-shirt, most of the comments seem to honest. The fun with HR is the double-talk. So, something like
Of course you'll be rewarded for your efforts. Poorly.
NOT evil. 0.1%
I'm here to help. Myself.
maybe "Im cute AND evil!"
or "Evil is sexy"
or "What is your greatest weakness?"
or "I'm just toying with you."
or "I like it when they scream."
or "Death isn't covered in your Life Insurance Policy"
or "Submit all requests in writing"
or "New Dress Code"
or "We hate our customers"
or "I tolerate you because you amuse me"
or " Amuse me"
How about: "Open Door Policy" with catberts evil smile.
or "Evil makes me purr"
or "Evil is the new pink"
or "Your soul, my toy mouse"
or "We appreciate Feedback"
or "Evil makes me giggle"
or "I'm too evil for this shirt!"
How about something like "You are an expendable resource"
Then you could have a Generic Guy (Ted?) shirt with a slogan "Expendable resource". It could have a Cylonesque drawing of multiple identical looking characters.
I would also like a Mordac preventer of information services shirt, with a slogan like: "Beg for net access." or "Just pray I don't firewall you in." or "I know where you go in the net."
Btw. One of your best Wally quotes is the one about him needing cute girls with low standards to complete his next generation technology project. Any permutation of that on a Wally shirt would be great.
Okay - unrelated comment.
My boss wants to know why Dilbert's tie is up at the end - I don't know - if you do could you please tell me. I just assumed it was a character identity thing, but you know what happens when you assume.
White background is better. Bleach does not harm the T-shirt when cleaning the house.
Dogbert does not harm alone. Why not drawing a full strip around the T-shirt. The challenge to see the whole strip around the owner's body will be bigger. Or half the story ahead and the 2nd half behind.:-).
And why Dogbert should be pink!???