I washed my dog, Snickers, yesterday. Apparently that process turns a dog into a Jedi master.

"Still damp, I am."
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Sep 22, 2013
He's clearly fed up as you insist on using a towel with cats embroidered into it. And a cat with apparently two bodies, at that.
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Sep 21, 2013
Laughing at me, you are. Revenge I shall have.
Your shoes you should check.
Sep 20, 2013
This raises the age old question of what a pet thinks you're doing when you make him sit still and hold a a non-edible object in front of your face.
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Sep 20, 2013
This blog just turned into the front page or Reddit. Keep the kittens and puppies over there and keep the thought experiments here.
Sep 20, 2013
"Doodoo or do not. There is no try."

Sep 20, 2013
Yeah, I am thinking more Emperor/Sith Lord there...
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Sep 20, 2013
How mean, he clearly can't hear you laughing at him.
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Sep 20, 2013
I just think its hilarious that you have a pet towel.
Sep 20, 2013
You're in a lot of trouble. That left eye reminds me of Anakin after he slew the separatists. You are now at the mercy of a dark jedi dog.
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