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I'm one of those people who can't remember my own address half the time (true) but I can remember a joke forever. I will now test your joke I.Q. by giving you some punchlines and you can see how many of them you recognize from the joke.

1. It's not so funny when it's YOUR mother, is it?

2. Tuesday is your day in the barrel.

3. Would you hold this camel for me?

4. Keep the tip.

How did you do?

Add your own punchlines without jokes in comments.
 
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Dec 23, 2008
"Your mama had climb the roof"
 
 
Dec 13, 2008
This is when someone is really annoying the heck out of you.........
Just say THAT'S A PERFECT TEN ON THE GAY-O-METER
 
 
Dec 8, 2008
I created 50 new punchlines in search of the right jokes.

http://jergames.blogspot.com/2006/09/50-punchlines-you-can-use-for-your.html

Enjoy,
Yehuda
 
 
Dec 7, 2008
brown chicken, brown cow
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bow chicka wow wow?
 
 
Dec 7, 2008
brown chicken, brown cow
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bow chicka wow wow?
 
 
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Dec 6, 2008
And the the other atom said, "I'm positive!"
 
 
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Dec 6, 2008
"It sucks"
 
 
Dec 5, 2008
One of his legs is both the same.
 
 
Dec 5, 2008
It was stapled to the chicken.
 
 
Dec 5, 2008
1 if you slice him thin enough.

They handed out job applications.

Because TNN was already taken.

So the cat won't bury them.

The 3rd Grade.
 
 
Dec 4, 2008
That's not grandma and those aren't my teeth!
 
 
Dec 4, 2008
You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!
 
 
Dec 4, 2008
And the rest of the dwarfs started singing "Grumpy screwed a penguin."

"Oh, I forgot. Your brother already has the car."

"I just saw my wife riding a skateboard."

brown chicken, brown cow

 
 
Dec 4, 2008
is the second one from your old comic where dilbert works in marketing?
"Tuesday is your day in the well"
 
 
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Dec 4, 2008
Dwarf?! I said go down on the Wharf!
 
 
Dec 4, 2008
I've always liked:

"Sorry, I should have warned you, he's a bit hard of hearing. You don't really think I asked for a twelve-inch Bic, do you?"
 
 
Dec 4, 2008
Congratulations, you're on the jury.
 
 
Dec 4, 2008
Me too. Mine's big as a hat.
 
 
Dec 4, 2008
Welcome to Jamaica, mon, have a nice day.
Me too. Mine's as big as a hat.
Your sign fell down.
You'd better pet him first; that dog might bite you.
 
 
Dec 4, 2008
Welcome to Jamaica, mon, have a nice day.
Me too. Mine's as big as a hat.
Your sign fell down.
You'd better pet him first; that dog might bite you.
 
 
 
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