I'm one of those people who can't remember my own address half the time (true) but I can remember a joke forever. I will now test your joke I.Q. by giving you some punchlines and you can see how many of them you recognize from the joke.

1. It's not so funny when it's YOUR mother, is it?

2. Tuesday is your day in the barrel.

3. Would you hold this camel for me?

4. Keep the tip.

How did you do?

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Dec 3, 2008
Well, we've just passed the esophagus.....
Dec 3, 2008
"I didn't say she was insane, I said she was f---ing goofy!"

"He's a dead ringer for his brother"
Dec 3, 2008
And this fine gentleman would like the other half.

And the other is a cunning stunt.

If you can't smell it, it stinks!
Dec 3, 2008
"Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says..."

Oh, wait. That's a joke without a punchline.

Dec 3, 2008
I recognize #2 and #4, though I can't remember the jokes exactly. And for my contribution to society...

And the nun says, "Twenty dollars, same as in town!" (thank you, Night Court)

"No.... but his face sure rings a bell"

"Alright! Now where's that chick with the thorn in her foot!"

"...and he's the bastard who killed my frog!"

And I'll second "The Aristocrats!" and "Moo!"
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Dec 3, 2008
Let him make his own peanut butter sandwich.
Dec 3, 2008
Not a one. And I thought I knew jokes.

1. He stayed up all night worrying about whether there really is a dog.

2. That's not his hell, Bill Gates is her hell.

3 Yeah, where are you going to find a lawyer?

4. Moo!
Dec 3, 2008
death...by womba!
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Dec 3, 2008
One of its legs are both the same.
Dec 3, 2008
Ugh, I can only remember #2, and only because you used that joke in a strip. Sad, eh?

"No, it's just ice cream."
"Haven't you ever heard of the Moron Tap-an-apple choir?"
"The Indian Apple-less 500."
"If I took the dime, they'd stop giving me nickels."
"Arrrrrrrrrgh, it's drivin me nuts!"
"I couldn't see anything; I got so excited I fell off my perch!"
"So, I'm sitting naked in a refrigerator..."
Dec 3, 2008
"Oh. Then you're gonna hate Fridays."
Dec 3, 2008
So Jesus says, "Peter, I can see your house from here!"
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Dec 3, 2008
I recognized "keep the tip" (dirty one!) but not the rest.

As for punchlines "One shucks between fits" is the dirtiest I know.
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Dec 3, 2008
"So then I says to the guy, 'The cat was wearing clown pants!'"


"The wheelchair."
Dec 3, 2008
"The Russians used pencils."

"I am positive."
Dec 3, 2008
0/4. I remember LOTS of jokes, but none of these even rang a bell when I read the beginning? Poor joke IQ? Maybe. Or maybe I just need to find friends who think less of me and are willing to tell me these jokes.

Strangely, the lead google result for all jokes was this blog entry, except the last one, which didn't register your site. But I did find all of the jokes on your list.

As for what I can recall?

"He replies, 'I'm telling everyone.' "

"The bartender looks down and says, 'Superman, you're a lousy drunk.'"

" And the homeless man says, 'That's not a Porche, it's a Maserati.' "

" The boy replies, 'I'd love to ride the bike, Dad, but my butt still hurts.' "

"So I said to her, 'How about a little head?' "

"And then the blond said, 'Oh, no, not another breathalyzer.' "

"And he says, 'Oh, my god, you'll never guess who I'm sleeping with!' "

" ' But I knew she didn't like it that way, so I tucked it back in.' "

"And the last nun in line says, 'You get behind me. I'm not gargling that water after you've sat in it.' "

"And she asked, 'Santa Clause, where can I put this Christmas tree?'"

Dec 3, 2008
Okay, but first Ooga Booga!
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Dec 3, 2008
Now he checks everything before he eats it to make sure it fits.
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Dec 3, 2008
If the foo !$%*!$ wear it.
Dec 3, 2008
My 2 favorite of all time are:

No!. I was jacking off and I shot the dog!


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