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"Mmm...Oh, Dilbert! Mmm...!" "Cut!" "Do you really think this will make Mom stop worrying about me?" "Only if you raise your voice for the 'Mmm' part."

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We've redesigned the organization chart to show management at the BOTTOM supporting our most important employees!

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We're flattening the organization to eliminate levels and put everyboyd in a wide salary band.

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"The boss's brain." "Hummm." "Theoretically, if I cut costs enough we'll be profitable without selling any products." "How do they get the ink in these things?"

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"Tim will be leaving the company to pursue other opportunities." "Note the absence of key phrases such as 'we regret' or 'years of dedicated service.' And notice that his new opportunity is not called 'exciting'." "I think you're reading a little too much into that announcement." "No, I'm reading the footnote."

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Boom!

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"Let's go around the table and give an update on each of our projects." "My project is a pathetic series of poorly planned, near-random acts. My life is a tragedy of emotional desperation." "It's more or less customary to say things are going fine." "I think I need a hug."

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"Dilbert, I'm forming a small clique of all the young, funny, single people in the department." "We'll have drinks during lunch, talk about ski trips, and have romances within the group." "Please...just shoot me now." "No, no...we need you to do our work."

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"He's explaining something that I already understand. I've got to stop him." "Blah blah blah." "I'll try vigorous nodding and agreeing, plus closed body language." "Blah blah blah." "Right right right." "And have I ever told you how 'velcro' works?" "Maybe if I block the oxygen to my brain..."