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Catbert: Evil Director of Human Resources "Don't worry about being downsized after the reorganization." "Downsized employees will get my free DVD that teaches you how to live off the land." "The key to successful shoplifting is running very fast."

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"I might appear to be a receptionist, but I'm actually a director of first impressions." "I might appear to be a salesman of printer cartridges, but I'm really the CEO of HP." "Carly?" "You look like a 57."

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"I might appear to be a receptionist, but I'm not." "Believe me, I know that. Companies generally put attractive people in those positions."<Br>"I don't like where this is heading." "I'll wait until she get's back. Yum-Yum."

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"Our new strategy is to sell fewer units at higher margins." "Question: How's that different from saying our sales stink, so we're cutting costs?" "I call it a strategy so you won't lose hope." "It's working great."

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Our differentiating value-added strategy is transformational change. "How was that? Does anyone feel different?" "My urge to hurl was increased a little bit." "That's what change feels like."

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I'm creating software that will help small investors pick stocks. "It combines past trends that are not indicative of the future with the user's hubris and ignorance." "Now all I need are testimonials from people whose results are not typical!" "So it works?"

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My stock-picking software needs more features. "I think I'll add a module that claims to make hair grow on bald guys. I'll first test it on a rat." "I feel a new one on my buttocks!" "That's all the proof I need."

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So you ever feel guilty for scamming innocent people out of their money? "No." "I only scam people who would do the same to me if they were just smarter." "So you use arrogance to cancel guilt?" "It's a good system."