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"Mmm...Oh, Dilbert! Mmm...!" "Cut!" "Do you really think this will make Mom stop worrying about me?" "Only if you raise your voice for the 'Mmm' part."

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We've redesigned the organization chart to show management at the BOTTOM supporting our most important employees!

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We're flattening the organization to eliminate levels and put everyboyd in a wide salary band.

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"The boss's brain." "Hummm." "Theoretically, if I cut costs enough we'll be profitable without selling any products." "How do they get the ink in these things?"

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"Tim will be leaving the company to pursue other opportunities." "Note the absence of key phrases such as 'we regret' or 'years of dedicated service.' And notice that his new opportunity is not called 'exciting'." "I think you're reading a little too much into that announcement." "No, I'm reading the footnote."

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Boom!

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"Maybe I should approach my personal life as if it were an engineering project." "What is the mission of this project?" "Find a girlfriend!" "Good. Now consider the feasible alternatives." "Define 'feasible'." "Never mind, let's move on." "Now let's calculate your attractiveness ratio so we can narrow the field of girlfriend options." "Let's see...your buying power narrows the choices to a woman who just got a face transplant from a baboon." "Maybe it was an attractive baboon. I should call her." "Somewhere between desire and engineering lies stupidity."

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"Let's go around the table and give an update on each of our projects." "My project is a pathetic series of poorly planned, near-random acts. My life is a tragedy of emotional desperation." "It's more or less customary to say things are going fine." "I think I need a hug."