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I hate it when people stop working because it's the day before a holiday. "Ha! Ha! Ha!" "It cheapens the lack of work that I cultivate year-round." "I saw the funniest video clip!" "Tourist!"

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"Alice, your resume is impressive." "Tell me why you want to be promoted to management." "Well. Obviously there's the money and prestige." "I'm also attracted by the prospect of doing much less work." "The opportunity to abuse subordinates is a big plus." "And I speak fluent Managerese. Watch this..." "Fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh" "Did you really want that job?" "No, but I love interviewing!"

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What kind of party are we having for New Year's Eve? "Why would I celebrate an arbitrary calendar event?" "Suddenly I don't feel so bad about using your hairbrush as a loofah."

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"Alice, I got your two weeks' notice." "Will you stay if I give you a 20% raise?" "Okay." "Hey dad, do you remember you said I should never be a quitter? You do? Well, it turns out that you're a moron."

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My new cubicle is too small. It looks fine to me." "It only seems small because you were so spoiled before." "I didn't feel spoiled." "Apparently it sneaks up on you."

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"And Wally, did you finish your project tasks for today?" "No. I took a calculated risk that other people would not finish their tasks either, making my lateness totally irrelevant." "Um..." "That is the worst..." "I need another week."

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"Bruce, you're totally incompetent at your job, so I've moving you to another job." "I'm hoping your lack of training for your new job will make your incompetence seem normal." Half of this job is know when to give up."

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"This concludes the useful part of my presentation." "Now let's open the floor to suggestions from people who are unqualified to do their own jobs, much less mine." "Yes, you with the forehead." "Can you make the software out of recycled paper?"

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"I'm off to the management retreat." "I won't be reachable because I'll be busy golfing, swimming, drinking, and getting massages." "And attending meetings?" "I don't see how we'll have any time for that." "While I'm gone, I have a few tasks for you to do." "Open all the packages of printer paper and make sure they have the right number of sheets." "Then crawl into the heating ducts and see if you can find what died in there." "It's my last boss." "Spray him with something lemony."

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"What have you done lately to enhance our strategy into the next adjacency?" "I don't know what that means, so I'm going to say 'everything.'" "He's lucky there's no way to verify that claim."