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Our meat and potatoes is knowing how to sandwich in our product without causing the other vendors to beef. "We'll get our just desserts when they drink the Kool-Aid. Then we can have our cake and eat it too." "Are you on a diet?" "Shut your pie hole."

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I should warn you that I'm on a diet and might not have the sharp focus that you've come to expect from me. "HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!" "I thought of something funny totally on my own."

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"How's your diet coming along?" "MM-GUWUNG-MM-GUH-MUH!" "It's hard to pick the one best doughnut I've ever had, but this one is in my top five."

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My doctor says it will be easier if I diet with a buddy. Do you want in on this? "Good lord. I think I just developed an eating disorder!" "They say the first 20 pounds are the easiest." "NOT HELPING!"

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My diet is making me too hungry to listen. I hope that doesn't affect the quality of my decisions. "Amortize the depreciation over the bandwidth of the discount rate." "Don't ask him for anything today." "I brought an emergency hoagie."

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Dogbert: Diet Guru<bR>"Try stuffing fewer groceries down your maw." "I was hoping you'd give me motivation." "Stop eating or I'll kill you." "Would I get a last meal?"

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"Tina, I need you to edit this before I send it out." "Sure. I could use a good laugh." "Let's start with the words that aren't words." "Incentiment...robustify...flexitate...and leadershipping." "I'll take those out and see what's left." "'If you're not onboard with quality excellence, you're underboard.'" "WA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!" "Why do I even bother trying to moralify these people."

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"I'm making you a sales engineer. You'll be paid on commission." "When our sales reps lie, it will be your job to make it look like the truth." "Try to avoid facts."

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Sales Engineer "Your sales rep told us that the product heals itself. Is that true?" "It's totally true...that he said that." "Let me ask this another way..." "NOOO!!! One way per question!"

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"I'm a sales support engineer now. Can you teach me to be a good liar?" "Sure. Meet me on the porch, and don't wear a coat; the cold will help the learning." "The first lesson is always the cruelest."