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"I had a great day at work. For come reason, no one interrupted me, so I got a lot done." Today is a holiday." "All of my victories are tainted."

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What did you do for New Year's Day? "I forgot it was a holiday and came to work for ten hours." That's sort of loserish." "Thanks for labeling it."

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"Wally, did you finish the traffic estimates?" "I didn't have time." "I spent all week shopping on the company's online supply ordering site." "Hey, you can't blame the guy who just uses the attractive nuisance."

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"Wally, I need you to attend a meeting on Friday morning." "But that is bagel Friday. It's the only thing that separates us from the animals." "You could get a bagel to go." "It's as if you don't want to understand."

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Someone said our pointy-haired boss hired a mole. Moles creep me out. "'mole' is a figure of speech. It's not literally a mole." "Why do I feel tiny eyes on the back of my neck?"

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Topper "I didn't get much sleep last night." "That's nothing." "I haven't slept in a month." "Wouldn't that kill you?" "It did, but that's nothing." "I spent a week in the afterlife, then I returned to this world as a zombie." "I taught myself homeopathy and discovered a cure for zombies." "Now I'm alive again." "Please be don...Please be done...Please be done..." I took pictures of heaven." "Gaaa!!!"

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"What have you learned this week working as my employee mole?" "Some of the people in this building think you're a worthless, self-important gas bag." What do other people think?" "They don't know you."

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I'm the official department mole. I'll be reporting your every misstep to your pointy-haired boss. "Won't this have a chilling effect on our creativity and honesty?" "That didn't take long."

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And those are the company priorities for the coming year. Any questions? "Should I be concerned that none of my projects relate to any of those priorities?" "You're over thinking again." "Sorry."

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"Tina, put together a document showing how our budget aligns with out priorities." "It doesn't." "Write it so it seems like it does." "Isn't that lying?" "I call it leadership by words."