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I'm always wrong about everything. What can I do to fix that? "I recommend shopping. The customer is always right." "Shopping makes me smart?!!" "You aren't shopping yet."

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I'd like to buy some snow tires for a refrigerator. "This is a lingerie store. Get lost before I stomp on your tail." "I think I debunked the theory that the customer is always right."

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"Don't bring me problems, bring me solutions." "When I bring you solutions, you tell me they won't work and treat me like a moron." "What's the problem with that?"

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"Where do you think you're going?" "I need to ask our VP of sales a question." "Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!" "You can't speak directly with a vice president." "You need to talk to your boss, who talks to his boss, who talks to someone who is friends with the VP of sales, who then talks to him." "Wouldn't that virtually guarantee that the wrong question gets asked?" "It's better to have the right person ask the wrong question than the wrong person ask the right questions." "Do you have a minute?" "Talk to my secretary."

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"That price quote includes everything!" "What about taxes, shipping, cables, carts, software, memory upgrades, maintenance and insurance?" "Has anyone ever called you needy?"

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"You should check with Ted to see if he knows about this sort of thing." "I'll add that to my list of marginally useful things that other people have suggested I do." "Apparently, agreeing isn't enough. You also need to say it a certain way."

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Our new strategy has never worked for anyone before. "That will give us the element of surprise." "Let's get started!" "Can I rebalance my 401(k) first?"

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"I need a $1,600 handheld bar code scanner to finish my lab tests." "Okay. Apply for a capital budget variance, prepare an RFP, get three bids, form a team to evaluate the bids, then prepare a purchase order." "Never mind. I'll just learn how to read bar codes by sight." "Quitter."

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When will I get your project status report? "You're asking for a status report on the status of the status report?" "Right. When can I get that?" "It's starting to look like infinity."

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"At my old job, we did everything better than we do it here." "They sound like a great company. It's no wonder they fired you." "They didn't fire me. I quit to come work here." "So, your point is that you're a moron?"