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"Catbert, evil director human resources." "We need to tell our employees about the merger." "They'll read it in the news. Why should we do extra work?" "Other companies do it. There must be a reason." "Maybe it's a tax thing."

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"What?!! According to the paper, we're merging with an evil company that plans to downsize us." "Did they run my quote about how valuable you are?"

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"I recommend that we break into subgroups to create a process for choosing our next meeting time." "Or we could just meet next week at our usual time." "You're a loose canon." "Stop labeling me with hackneyed phrases!" "You're a 'cut now, measure later' type."

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"This apple will remind us of our CORE values: respect, customer service, and teamwork." "The apple's core is the part you throw away." "Not always. Sometimes I accidentally eat it." "Maybe the stem can represent our loyalty to the company."

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You've got a bad case of carpal punchel syndrome.

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"I've never done this before, but may I have your phone number?" "Home phone.. cell phone.. work phone.. home e-mail.... personal web site." "...And if that fax machine is out of paper, try the one down the hall, but leave me a voice mail if you do."

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"May I move to one of the empty cubicles?" "Those are full-size cubicles; interns get half-size cubicles." "Yes... ordinarily, but there are hundreds of vacant cubicles because of downsizing." "I'm not following you." "They're EMPTY! They will never be occupied. I want to use one." "We don't have the budget to turn a full-size cubicle into a half-size cubicle just for you." "GAAA!!! That's not what I... never mind! Forget it!" "Furthermore, I do not believe this is a half-size cubicle."

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Wake up and trudge to work!

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"It's nice to be retired. I'll do a-a-anything I want to do all day long." "I guess you'll be banging your head against a wall today, trying to earn money for the social infrastructure." "Do you ever feel guilty?" "Is it a warm, tingly sensation that makes you wag?"

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"It's workers like me that make the global economy so vibrant." "The pointy-haired fly-bait wants this reformatted to disguise his true objective." "When you're done, don't show it anyone. No one cares." "Zesty!"