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"Sixty-percent of our distribution goes through Walgetco." "For all practical purposes, they now own us, except for the legal liabilities." "They'd like us to wear orange vests and bow toward their headquarters." "But no touching?"

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"Every time we cut costs, our distributor, Walgetco, takes the gain by demanding lower prices." "Thank you for shopping at Walgetco! Have a nice day!" "Maybe it's too late." "Troll accessories are on aisle six!"

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"I need to become irreplaceable so I can't be fired for my behavior." "I'll gain the trust of our biggest customer so they'll only deal with me." "I probably shouldn't say this, but everyone in my company except me is an escaped felon."

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"Wally, did you tell our biggest customer that everyone here except you is an escaped felon?" "Maybe." "Now I can't fire you because they don't trust anyone else." "The key learning here is that alleged crime doesn't pay." "I've never been caught!"

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"Now what?" "Create a password that's at least six characters long with a mix of letters and numbers." "How about 123?" "Uh, no." "It has to include letters and be at least six characters long." "How about ABC?" "Letters AND numbers and at least six characters LONG!" "Foursome?" "GAAA!"

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Try working around the problem. "Thank you for that valuable advice. I had planned to stare at my screen until I starved to death." "Gather data before making a decision." "GAAA! I've been blinded by the obvious!"

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It's temporary blindness caused by your boss's flashes of the obvious. "Let Dogbert guide you for a few days. And here's a prescription to make you dopey." "Now?" "Whatever."

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Your blinding flashes of the obvius made me sightless for three days. "I hope you didn't drive your car. You're not supoosed to do that when you're blind." "GAAA!!!" "I'm upsetting you."

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Let me explain what video compression is... "Would you stop if I pointed out that everyone in this room except you is an electrical engineer?" "Zeros are round and fat compared to ones..." "I'm begging you..."

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I've decided to become indispensible to the company. "Indispensible employees can get away with outrageously annoying behavior." "You're already pretty annoying." "I've been reading up on crushed ice chomping."