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"Alice, did you call the director of human resources a "furry log"?" "Yes" "I can't tell if you're promoting teamwork with a cute nickname or creating a hostile environment." "Which is it?" "It's teamwork, you squirrel-infested stump."

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This award goes to Asok for his hard work on ... Whatever. "My dedication has been rewarded! This is the happiest moment of my life!" "Wow! It's lucky that I got a new chair on the same day that mine was stolen."

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I keep getting bad service at stores. "Do what I do."<br."I say I'm the CEO of their company and then I fire them all." "You don't look like a CEO." "Too sexy?"

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Catbert: Evil Director of Human Resources "I might change my department's name." "To "Workplace Services." BU-WHA-HA-HA-HA!!" "When things don't sound evil enough on their own, I like to toss in a bu-wha-ha-ha-ha."

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Our new VP of Marketing has twenty years of experience in an unrelated industry. "But he assured me that technology is the same as shampoo." "I predict smooth sailing." "Technology? I though you said astrology."

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"Carol, I want to be certain that everything is perfect for the CEO's visit."<Br>"Check the doughnuts to make sure that they're fresh and delicious." Later Mmm... This one is okay." "How can I be sure this isn't the one good doughnut in the batch." "I'll have to taste every one of them." "CAROL!!!" "Don't panic. I can fix this." "This is odd: Most of my doughnut is delicious, but one part tastes like gum."

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Can you work well without supervision? "No. I need continuous supervision to keep me from stealin' and harassin'." "I think we're done here." "Do you mind if I show myself out?"

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Can you work well without supervision? "Yes! I thrive on vague objectives and a complete lack of recognition for my contribution!" "Can you handle criticism?" "I'm not too proud to say it excites me!"

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"People think I'm worthless, but in fact I'm a subject-matter expert in a very narrow field." "It's so narrow that it requires no knowledge whatsoever." "What field is it?" "There's no way to know for sure."

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"I need a Blackbery so I can be in e-mail contact at all times." "I'll be able to do work all day and all night. My productivity will soar!" "Trust me, it doesn't look good."