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"do you have any hobbies?" "I like to read obscure articles on the internet and image having friends who are interested in the same things." "But you do have friends, right?" "Is it too late to change the subject?"

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"If I try to give you the raise you deserve, the people above me will just reduce it." "Maybe you could use some of your political capital to argue my case." "Maybe not."

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"How is work Dilbert?" "Well, mom..." "I'm like a fly stuck in a thick tar of despair." "Incompetence hangs in the air like the cold stench of death." "I'm drowning, and monkeys dressed as lifeguards are throwing me anvils." "My job has convinced me that life is a stale joke with no punch line." "I long for the comfort of the grave." "Next time just say 'it's fine.'" "I enjoy our talks." "It's fine."

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Your travel expenses are rejected because all of your meal costs are round numbers. "Either you are a liar or worse." "I decide what to order based on what totals to a round number after a 15% tip." "That's worse."

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That thing is called a 'boss.' "His job is to identify systems that are inefficient and make them our new standards." "I do way more than that." "Don't look directly at it."

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"Is this 'take your daughter to work day' again?" "No, I'm a free-lancer." "I've narrowed my career choices to prison guard or monkey trainer." "I don't see how coming here will help." "I'll give you a banana if you show me your cubicles."

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"I'm here to go through the motions of trying to ask you a question." "but we both know your phone will ring, or you'll be late for a meeting, or the carpet will catch on fire before I ask the question." "It's a short question, so get ready to make your move."

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"My new five-year plan looks like this." Plan "How can you have a five-year plan when you don't know what will happen in five minutes?" "We have this room now." "Bad timing, Shoo! Shoo!"

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"Our competitors just made new five-year plan moot." "While we were strategizing, they were doing something I believe they call 'work.'" "On the plus side, I managed to salvage some joy by mocking you." "Whatever you're doing stop it."

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We'll be using the Dogbert personality predictor index to judge your career potential. "Then we'll leave you in the dead end job that most closely matches your lack of potential." "Here's a sample question..." "How would other people describe you? A)Angry loner B) embezzler C) lazy" "That's not enough choices!" "Says the angry loner." "You have thirty minutes to give yourself a label that will haunt you for the rest of your life." "Would you say I'm more of an unidentified hominid or an inappropriate toucher?"