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"I have all of the job requirements you're looking for." "I have an I.Q. of 300 several nobel prizes, and two centuries of unix experience, thanks to the time machine and immortality drug I invented." "That's a lot of words for 'too old.'"
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What do you think of my idea? "It won't work." "Why not?" "Do you want the long answer that you won't understand because you possess neither the experience nor the education needed?" "Or the dismissive and insulting answer that has the advantage of being quick?" "Another advantage of the insulting answer is that you can tell people I rejected your idea because I didn't think of it myself." "I guess I'll take the insulting answer." "Fine. Your idea is dummber than snake mittens." "What do you have against snake mittens?"
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This company is like a family. Our culture is based on trust and respect. "Now sign this document that says we can test you for drugs and search your computer and your office." "Can I borrow your pen?" "do I look like Bill and Melinda Gates?"
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Catbert: Evil director of human resources "I'd like to change my job title to something 'architect' in it." "My dream is to do less work while allegedly being more valuable." "The best I can do is 'code monkey.'" "How about 'software simian'?"
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You'd be happier if you renounced your addiction to the internet and lived for the moment. "Are you referring to the moment when there's a rat on my bed giving me bad advice?" "How about now?" "Perfect. Don't chew on the wi-fi signal booster."
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"Wally, this is your new team leader. He spells his name like Jesus but it's pronounced Hay-Soos." "If you do what Jesus would do, you can enjoy your retirement." "I have a coffee stain that looks just like you." "I get that a lot."
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"Out online budget approval system isn't working." "There's a process for making changes to the system, but I don't know it." "I could take a class to learn the process, but there's also a process for approving classes." "I could learn the process for approving classes, but I'd still need approval for a budget variance to take the class." "And I can't get that because the online budget approval system is broken." "I can't even have this conversation because it will make me charge too much of my engineering time to administrative overhead." "So I'll go sit in my cubicle and pretend to be thinking about a billable project." "It looks like I'll be exaggerating my accomplishments again this year."