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"Would you like some chicken, Bob?" "I told you I'm a vegetarian. I eat vegetables." "How about fish? Do you eat fish?" "Fish are not vegetables." "How about clams? Do you eat clams?" "No, but you're starting to look good."

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Your performance this year was 'fair'.

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"The only way to get ahead in this company is by getting promoted to management." "I'm willing to do whatever it takes to get promoted. I want to follow in your footsteps." "But I'm wondering if a lobotomy is actually necessary." "No, we'll just run you through 'quality training'."

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I want you to teach me everything you know about corporate politics so I can get promoted to your level.

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"What makes these a 'value'?" "Value priced lottery tickets" "They're half the normal price, and yet the chance of winning is only one in ten million less." "Hey! This is for yesterday's lottery!" "And your point is...?

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"Value priced lottery tickets" "I am drawn by the allure of fabulous wealth and a life of hedonistic delight...one please." "This is dated yesterday." "Ooh, bad luck. Try again?"

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"What's your position on gun ownership, Dogbert?" "I believe everybody should have the right to own guns." "What about automatic weapons?" "I'm all for them." "Citizens should have bazookas and rocket launchers, too." "I believe that all citizens should have the weapons of their choice." "However, I also believe that only I should have ammunition." "Because frankly, I wouldn't trust the rest of you Goobers with anything more dangerous than string." "What about Charleton Heston?" "I'd keep the string away from him."