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Habitual Liar:<Br>Are you sticking with you story that you're still alive?"<Br>"I feel terrific!" "I'm running a marathon later today." Low Priced Cremations While You Wait "I'm a gennie in a bottle! Make a wish!" "GAAA!!!"

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The Cremated Habitual Liar"<Br>"I'm learning to salsa dance in here." "YOu are not sala dancing! You have not body." "Tell that to my dance instructor." "Focus!"

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"This is a prototype of the product I've been developing for the past year."<Br>"I modified a paid of standard noise-concellation headphones to recognize stupidity and block it before it reaches your ears." "Put these on and you'll enjoy the total bliss that comes from avoiding the chatter of idiots."<Br>"Do they work?" "What?" "I said, do they work?!!" "Does anyone have any questions?" "Those are ordinary headphones, aren't they?"<Br>"If you act like you can't hear, they're a prototype."

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I need a nickname to create the illutsion of competence.<Br>"I was thinking along the lines of "the wizard" or "info-guru."" I've never wanted to punch you more than at this very moment."

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"From now on, my nickname ill be "the wizard." It wpeaks to my guru status." "I think I'll call you "the lizard." IT speaks to your small brain and lack of ambition." "Please don't."<Br>"Let's see which one catches on quicker."

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"We need a new marketing campaign but we have no budget for it whatsoever."<Br>"Who among is is brave enough to lead such a risky project?" "Okay, you're doing the worst job of hiding under the table."

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Dogbert's Tech Support:<Br>Please fill out the online customer satisfaction survey."<Br>"Um... But you haven't even tried to help me yet."<Br>"I like to base my help on how happy you expect to be."

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"I hand-picked you two for my team becasue we have no budget." "Wally, your laziness helps you accomplish the most work with the least effort. Yvonne, your hotness give syou the power to make men do what you want for nothing."<Br>"So, then Yvonne convinced me to do her work and Wally went on diability leave." "But otherwise, a good meeting?"

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"I might have no budget and no staff to help me on my project, but that doesn't matter." "Because all I need are my wits and my computer."<Br>"My computer is too slow. I'm taking yours."<Br>"My wits and... this pencil." "Hey, isn't that my pencil?"

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"Here are your regular goals and here are your stretch goals." "What's the difference?" "The regular goals can be achieved by sacrificing health and your personal life." "The stretch goals require all of that plus some sort of criminal conduct." "I'm guessing that your boss gave uou the regular goals and you came up with the stretch goals on your own." "That way, When I achieve the regular goals you'll get a raise because I missed the stretch goals." "Then you'll get a bouns for salaries below budget." "Maybe we should talk about the ultra-stretch goals later."