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"Do you have a minute?" "No, I'm busy." "When would be a good time for me to come back?" "Come back when I'm not busy." "Aren't you always busy?" "Heck, no." "Sometimes I'm in between doing one thing and doing another thing." "When will that happen?" "It's unpredictable." "Ask Carol to call you when I'm not busy." "Carol, would you..." "I'M BUSY!"

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Our CEO wants to eliminate our department because he doesn't know what we do. "I need someone to tell me what we do so I can tell him." "We explain things to morons." "Should I be writing this down?"

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"Asok, I need you to create a PowerPoint presentation that will save our department from being eliminated." "You must quantify the unquantifiable. And that can only be done by a process that I call lying." "Lying is a process?" "It can be, if you use enough slides."

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I need to quantify the benefits of our department. Any ideas? "I recommend dishonesty." "Would that work?" "It made me the man I am today."

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I have the ability to quantify the unquantifiable. "That is why they call me Dogbert the quantifier." "Who calls you that?" "Eight people."

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Dogbert the quantifier "How can I quantify the benefits of my department?" "Try making absurd claims of value while hoping that no one asks questions." "Does that work?" "I hope so. Here's my invoice."

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"If I invented something that would give me unlimited power..." "...Would you kill me in my sleep so you could steal it?" "Of course not." "Good." "I mean, why would I wait until you were asleep?" "That's just burning daylight." "In fact, I'm thinking of killing you right now just in case you already invented it and you're trying to decide whether you should tell me." "It was a hypothetical question." "Maybe, but it's not a chance I'm willing to take."

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Catbert: Evil director of human resources "I hired two people to work on your project." "One is a mumbler and the other one is hard of hearing but doesn't know it." "Mmmm, afterglow."

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Your success diminishes me.