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"You must be the new coffee machine." Thoop! "It's aggressive, but I like that in my coffee makers."

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"Alice, I want you to interview a job candidate. Let me know what you think." "Why did you leave your last job?" "I punched my boss." "He's exactly what we need."

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My project is on hold. Do you need any help on yours? "Sure. Call these customers and tell them we can't deliver on time or with the features they need." "Do you have any tasks that don't feel like getting waterboarded on your birthday?" "And tell them the price went up."

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Mordac, the preventer of information services "Do you know how the system distinguishes between authorized and illegal access?" ZAP! "It doesn't." "ha ha!!"

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"My boss sent me to represent him at this meeting." "Fuh-fuh-fuh everything costs too much. Fuh-fuh-fuh we don't have enough resources!" "That doesn't help us." "Hey, I'm not the one who invited him."

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"I planned to be productive this week." "I sent you an e-mail with 25 questions I need answered before I can start on my project." "I waited patiently while your non-responsiveness crushed my hopes and dreams." "I don't have time to answer 25 questions!" "Well then, it appears we are at a standoff." "Okay, okay! I'll work all weekend answering your stupid questions!!!" "That's great, unless you can't find the e-mail I sent." "Did you really send an e-mail?" "That's not how I roll."

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"Wally, do yuo have the capital cost estimates I asked for last week?" "No, I always ask you to clarify what you need. You say you'll get back to me but you never do." "Maybe I could clarify it now." "That would ruin my system."

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You're fired! "Gaaa!!!" "Not really. But now this 2% raise won't seem so bad." "This job is all about managing expectations."

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"Greetings, Troglodytes. I am from the millennium generation." "I was forged in the digital age. I will use my knowledge of myspace.com and youtube and e-mail to rule this planet. Buwha-haha!!!" "Wow, you're right. He doesn't have much upper body strength." Trash

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"Did you make the changes I asked for?" "That depends." "Do you remember what you asked me to change?" "No." "Yup, I made the changes."