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We could have our next all-day staff meeting at my house.

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"How foolish of you to host the all-day staff meeting at your house." "Let's form sub-teams to be more efficient. Ted will do accidental spills. Alice, you critique the decor. I'll be a floater." "Kichen, shoddily done..." "I spilled mayonaise on the wall." "Where's the bathroom?"

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The staff meeting at Dilbert's house ends

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"We don't know what the project should do or who would use it." "But if you could tell us what it costs to build it, we'll figure out the rest later." "What year do you plan to sell it?" "What am I - psychic or something??"

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"My user representative is the stupidest..." "No way! My user is the stupidest." "Oh yeah?! Let's have a little wager. Go get your user and I'll get mine!" "You're on!" "Have another scone, Tom." "You're right. They do look just like styrofoam cups." "It's a new paradigm..."

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I'm going to seek relief from my many woes by sharing them with you.

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The Dogbert Consulting Company will plot a new course for your business.

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Ratbert the Consultant