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You're a successful engineer and I'm a failed CEO. It's kind of funny that I'm worth $100 million and you're not. "It's funny because it's all reverse of how it should be." "It's funny because your head wouldn't normally fit inside a glass."

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"In order to avoid shoddy mistakes, everything we do from now on will be part of a documented process." "What documented process did you use to decide what documented process to use?" "Or is this one of those shoddy mistakes I keep hearing about?"

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"Dilbert, come to my office for a minute." "What's in your office?" "You and I will be there." "If you just want to talk, we can do it right here and save us both some time." "Maybe we need privacy, did you ever think of that?" "Do we need it?" "No, that was just an example. There are many, many reasons why we should talk in my office." "I'll be fascinated to find out what kind of information is geographically dependent." "Now, do you have the results from the Benchmark Tests?" "Yup. In my cubicle."

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"All of my ex-boyfriends were sexy and handsome." "I finally realized that dating sexy, handsome men isn't for me." "I feel a mixed blessing coming my way." "What are you doing for lunch?"

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"I'm tired of dating pretty boys where I need to look and act my best all the time." "I want a guy who knows he can't do better than me, no matter what I look like." "MORE BREAD!!!"

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"Company Lawyer." "This contract would be subject to a 'reasonable man' interpretation." "Where is this guy? I'll squash him like a bug!" "Okay, moving on..." "It's you! I knew it!"

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"When you do something that I don't like, I'll let you know by cursing and then spitting on your forehead." "Maybe you could just tell me what I did wrong." "#*$@!"

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Do you think it's fair that you keep spitting on me just because you disagree with what I say?

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You've got a bad case of manager's elbow.

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