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"Wally, did you complete the benchmark tests?" "No." slurp "Because?" "Global warming." "What?" "Well, normally this would have been a pleasant week." "But thanks to you and your stupid SUV, it was too hot to work." "Remember, if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem." "You work indoors!" "Said the polluter."

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Human resources is a company's most important strategic asset. "That means it's your fault we're losing market share. Maybe you should fire yourself." "Strategic assets don't like accountability."

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I decided to segment the compensation of different classes of employees. "You'll be in the segment that gets paid the same no matter what you do." "I call your segment the 'relatively unimportant' segment." "Catchy."

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Maybe I should invite some friends over for a barbecue. "You don't have any friends." "Good point. Maybe I should make some friends first." "Exactly." "Do you like meat?"

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"I finished planning the annual executive golf tournament." "I put all of the cigar smokers in your foursome in case your golf cart has a gas leak." "Lunch is baked beans and sauerkraut, and I bought you some golf balls made of flint."

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I'm off to the executive golf tournament. "It just struck me how much contrast there is between your job and mine. Gotta go." "Let me know if anything else strikes you."

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Give me a sand wedge. "This sandwich is all I have for lunch. You can take my pride but not my sandwich!" "I think I'm losing the psychological advantage with my foursome." mmmph chew-chew-chew! hee-hee!!

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"You should hire me as your management consultant." "We're a management consulting firm. We don't need a management consultant to consult us." "Are you saying that management consulting is worthless?" "No, I'm saying we already know everything about management consulting." "How can you be so sure I can't help you when you don't know what my advice will be?" "Okay, you're hired. What's your advice?" "Beats me. I'll have to ask my management consultant."

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How was the all hands meeting? "Creepy."

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"Ted, I'm going to eliminate your function and outsource it to the Dogbert Outsourcing Company." "I need a job." "You're hired." "I'M BA-A-ACK!"