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"Wally, I bought Dogbert's Management Software to yell at you so I don't have to." "I recommend Track 3, titled 'You're my least valuable asset'." "Who wants to buy Dogbert's noise cancellation headphones for bad employees?" "I need you less than my mousepad."

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"Are you wearing noise cancellation headphones?" "What?" "I SAID, ARE YOU WEARING NOISE CANCELLATION HEADPHONES?!" "What?" "This won't end well." "I SAID..."

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"From now on, I want you to use open source software for everything we do. It's free." "I'll be right back." "It's an emergency. I think he's been reading." "We know you have a trade publication in here. Hand it over and no one has to get hurt."

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I narrowed down the options to an alternative that costs too much and another that won't work. "I didn't do any research. It's more of an experience sort of thing." "Next week I plan to think about the option of using technology that isn't yet available."

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When do you expect to come out with a new model? "In about two months." "I'll wait and buy the new model." "Did I say two months? I meant never." "Never? That must mean your company is going out of business and won't support this product." "What's a length of time between two months and never that would cause you to buy now?" "One year." "Our new model comes out in a year." "I'll wait until then." "You're the worst customer ever."

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Did you get the note I left on your monitor? "Yes." "Did you get my voicemail?" "Yes." "Did you get my e-mail?" "Yes." "Should I tell you what the note and voicemail and e-mail said?" "There's something wrong with you."

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I've decided to manage by spreadsheet. "I'll track things until all of our problems fix themselves." "Your optimism is cute." "Thanks. You're pretty fuzzy yourself."

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"Asok, according to my spreadsheet, you have been doing a terrible job." "Perhaps your spreadsheet is poorly conceived and does not capture the complexity of the real world." "And let's not forget the near certainty that your formulae are pointing to the wrong cells." "Numbers don't lie."

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"Cancel all of my meetings. I'm going to manage by making spreadsheets and sending e-mails." "With any luck, I'll never again need to speak with unimportant subordinates such as yourself." "C23 is in a bad mood today." "@#$%^!"

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I'm wearing my tall pants and my old-fashioned hairpiece because I'm running for president. "I put a glove on my tail so I can shake 50% more hands." "My policy is to give all the money in the treasury to Iowans. But I might flip-flop after the first primary."