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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #devil, #demon, #menace, #fear, #spoon, #cereal, #laziness

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Phil: I am Phil, The Prince of Insufficient Light. I got a report that you wished bad karma upon your co-workers. Dilbert: You would put off a more menacing vibe if you didn't have leftover cereal in your pitchspoon. Phil: I was really hungry and I didn't feel like emptying the dishwasher. Dilbert: We've all been there.

Ceo Returns From The Afterlife

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Ceo Returns From The Afterlife - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #ceos, #executives, #good vs. evil, #good, #evil, #afterlife, #returning from the dead, #angel, #demon

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CEO: I returned from the afterlife and I'm taking back my job as CEO. Dilbert: So... you're an angel? CEO: I set all of the thermostats to 140 degrees. Let's see how long it takes you to answer your own question.

Devil's Advocate

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Devil's Advocate - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #devil's advocate, #demon, #devil, #anger, #idiom

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Boss: Do you mind if I play devil's advocate on this? Dilbert: Okay. Boss: Die! Die! Die! Suffer and burn forever!!! How was that? Dilbert: Better than I expected.