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"I need a Blackbery so I can be in e-mail contact at all times." "I'll be able to do work all day and all night. My productivity will soar!" "Trust me, it doesn't look good."

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"I'm addicted to e-mail. My endorphins spike when I get a message." "When there are no messages, loneliness and despair overcome me." "Have you tried sending e-mail to yourself?" "We don't talk about that."

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"Bob, I bought you a Blackberry so I can send you e-mail day or night." "Thank you! I always wanted one of these!" "De-e-licious."

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"La-la-la-la-la... oops." "I inadvertently erased our entire customer database and all of the backups." "How can I explain this to our pointy-haired boss?" "Grab your laptop and follow me." "It's only a prototype. So whatever you do, don't touch anything." "GAAa!!! YOU ERASED THE CUSTOMER DATABASE!!" "ALL OF THE BACKUPS, TOO, YOU STUPID, STUPID #*@!*!" "I should've stopped before #*@!*!"

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"FBI, we need to talk to you." "We've traced the source of all internet spam to your house." "All of it?" "...The revolutionary new pill that turns your body fat into rolex watches!"

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FBI. We have reason to believe that you're the source of all internet apam.<Br>"I'm the director of the FBI. And you're both fired." "I'd heard that he likes to dress up as other mammals." "Creepy."

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I'm collecting money for Ted's baby shower. "My taxes already subsidized his other brats. I'm taking a refund." "I just put that five in there!" "I can't be responsible for your poor fiscal planning."

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"The last election was incredibly close. That's why it's so important to vote." "Smart, well-informed people were evenly divded. Therefore, logically, that proves that intelligence is not a factor, so voting is absurd." "Then you have no right to complain about the result." "I'm pretty sure I do."

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"I'm going to work for the cable company." "Why?" "I enjoy giving people abusive service windows." "Oh" "Well, if you can't be home from March to October, then say goodbye to Regis and Kelly!"

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Dogbert works for the cable company "If your picture is fuzzy then get new glasses." "If my glasses are theproblem, why does the couch look perfectly clear?" "Good question. Please hold while I transfer your to couch tech support."