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Coworker: I did something stupid today!!! Topper: That's nothing. I'm the dumbest person in the history of the universe!!! Together: I'm a moron!!! Dilbert: I need a new cubicle. Loud Howard meets Topper

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Wally says to Dilbert, "Allow me to introduce Loud Howard." Howard, a man with a huge mouth, shouts, "Hi!" Wally says, "I will make Loud Howard your cubicle neighbor in the new office unless you give me your immortal soul!!" Howard shouts, "Nice day!" Back at home, Dilbert and Dogbert lie on the couch. Dilbert says, ". . . Fortunately I convinced him to take my laser printer instead . . ." Trying to read a book, Dogbert says, "What did I say that sounded like 'Tell me about your day?'"

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Tags: national security, intelligence agencies, computers & peripherals Transcript

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Loud Howard: This shadowy guy is from an unnamed government agency!!! He wants us to create a computer virus to attach Elbonian missile factories!!! Dilbert: Is he from our government, Loud Howard? Loud Howard: Is that important?

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A disturbing number of you have requested the return of Loud Howard. "Loud Howard is one-dimensional. There is nothing clever or insightful about him. He is simply loud." "It is a mystery why anyone would want more of this guy." "THEY LOVE ME!!!"

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Loud Howard returns "Loud Howard, I'm planning a reorg and I need you to..." "A REORG?" "...keep it to yourself." "CAN DO!"

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Loud Howard "THERE'S GOING TO BE A REORG!" "I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL ANYONE!" "Reorg?" "DON'T MAKE ME SHUSH YOU!"

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Tags: conversation, meetings Transcript

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Coworker: I just realized I love the sound of my own voice! Ha ha! Thanks to the unspoken rules of meetings, I can enjoy the sound of myself as long as I want! Blah, blah, blah! Loud Howard: What's all that noise!? Topper: That's nothing! No one knew the perfect storm was approaching

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Tags: engineers, annoyance Transcript

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Boss: I'm putting you on a project with Loud Howard, Topper and the new guy who loves the sound of his own voice. Dilbert: Is it because you hate me? Boss: Not at all. It's because I hate the other three guys.

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Alice says, "Loud Howard insists on using his speak-phone in his cubicle. You have to do something about it." The Boss says, "I'll move him to a private office that just became available. Problem solved." Alice says, "I need to punch you until we both forget what happened here." Ted The Generic Guy says, "Gaaa!!!" Dilbert says, "Spare the glasses."

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Tags: employees, engineers, revenge Transcript

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Alice says, "Your floor plan puts me between a loud talker and a chronic flatulator." Tina says, "I could move you to a cubicle between a guy who clears his throat all day and a woman who laughs too much." Alice says, "Is this because I once said you aren't smart enough to be an engineer?" Tina says, "Look what I engineered?" Office Relocation