Dilbert says, "In the land of cubicles, the man with two monitors is king." Dilbert says, "I pity my uni-monitored subjects, but I cannot respect them." Meanwhile, in another corner of the kingdom? Alice says, "The king is dead. Long live the queen."
Alice says, "You let Dilbert have two flat screen monitors in his cubicle." Alice says, I'm not the least bit envious, but I should point out that a worker with two monitors should be able to do twice as much work." Alice says, "Did you know there are some advantages to having only one monitor?"
"My pay is below market. Can I have a 20% raise?" "No, but I'll let you use two flat screen monitors in your cubicle so it feels like you're an evil genius in a secret lair." "Bu-Wa-HAHA!" "Who got a second monitor?"
"Why does Dilbert get two computer monitors while I only get one?" "Well, according to researchers, it's because men tend to negotiate and women don't." "So, what happens now?" "If I had to guess, I'd say more complaining."