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Dilbert says, "In the land of cubicles, the man with two monitors is king." Dilbert says, "I pity my uni-monitored subjects, but I cannot respect them." Meanwhile, in another corner of the kingdom? Alice says, "The king is dead. Long live the queen."

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Alice says, "You let Dilbert have two flat screen monitors in his cubicle." Alice says, I'm not the least bit envious, but I should point out that a worker with two monitors should be able to do twice as much work." Alice says, "Did you know there are some advantages to having only one monitor?"

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"My pay is below market. Can I have a 20% raise?" "No, but I'll let you use two flat screen monitors in your cubicle so it feels like you're an evil genius in a secret lair." "Bu-Wa-HAHA!" "Who got a second monitor?"

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"Why does Dilbert get two computer monitors while I only get one?" "Well, according to researchers, it's because men tend to negotiate and women don't." "So, what happens now?" "If I had to guess, I'd say more complaining."