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Dilbert Eats A Berry

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Dilbert Eats A Berry - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #google, #internet, #off the grid, #question, #query, #allergy, #berry, #reaction, #swelling, #anaphylaxis

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Dilbert goes off the grid: minute three. Dilbert: I wish I could Google this berry before eating it. What's the worst that could happen? Wow. This is a very specific answer to my question.

Dilbert Chooses Life

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Dilbert Chooses Life - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #off the grid, #emergency, #hiding, #help, #cell phone, #service, #connection, #nature, #allergy, #reaction, #decision

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Dilbert: My hiding strategy of going off the grid was working until I ate that berry. If I call for help, the government will find me. If I don't I will die. I choose life! Phone: No service.

One Missile

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One Missile - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #hiding, #off the grid, #surveillance, #spying, #drone, #emergency, #drone strike, #hacker

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G-Man 1: One of our drones found the fugitive hacker Dilbert in a remote forest. He ate a poisonous berry and will be dead in minutes. Can I light him up for practice? G-Man 2: One missile. They're pricey.