Dilbert says, "Tradition requires that every meeting has one buzzword-babbling idiot." Dilbert says, "We have no natural today, so Asok has graciously agreed to fill the role." Alice says, "Good job. You're totally selling it." Asok says, "We need a multi-platform application strategy!"
"Here's your 'buzzword bingo' card for the meeting."
"If the boss uses a buzzword on your card, you check it off. The objective is to fill a row."
"You're all very attentive today. My proactive leadership must be working!"