Search Results for "cafe"

You can also use "quotes" and & to narrow down results.

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share May 17, 2000's comic on:


Tags #alice date, #cafe, #dinner date, #drive boss nuts, #honesty, #indifference arouses, #using you, #vp and engineer

View Transcript

Transcript

VP: Alice, maybe we shouldn't date, Im a Vp and you're an engineer in my division. Alice: Sheesh, Get over yourself. IM just using you to drive my boss nuts, VP: Your indifference arouses me! I will make you mine! Alice: VPs

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share February 01, 2008's comic on:


Tags #cafe, #change subject, #date, #dinner date, #freinds, #hobbies, #internet, #obscure articles

View Transcript

Transcript

woman: do you have any hobbies?" Dilbert: I like to read obscure articles on the internet and image having friends who are interested in the same things. Woman: But you do have friends, right? Dilbert: Is it too late to change the subject?"

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share May 24, 2014's comic on:


Tags #customer survey, #flying car, #idiots, #new software, #people who buy, #survey, #cafe, #coffee cup

View Transcript

Transcript

Dilbert: I have the results of our customer survey. The new software feature they want most is "Flying car" Boss: Did you survey any people who aren't idiots? Dilbert: No, I only surveyed people who buy from us.