"I'm having problems at home, so I'll be taking it out on you today."
"I'll begin by hallucinating that you said something bad. Then I'll yell at you for saying it."
"I AM NOT A SADISTIC NUT!!!"
"If I go to my cubicle, can you hallucinate that I'm here?"
The Boss says, "Can you get me some failure estimates for our next gen product?" Dilbert says, "I can if you like numbers that are based on hallucinated assumptions." The Boss says, "I kind of do." Dilbert says, "I think we have an understanding."
Wally: I'm thinking of getting into the strategic planning game. If I understand the job description, you basically hallucinate about the future and then something different happens. Dilbert: You also have to pretend it's useful. Wally: Really? That sounds hard.