Search Results for "interact"

You can also use "quotes" and & to narrow down results.

Apps Trigger Zombie Apocolypse

Thank you for voting.
Apps Trigger Zombie Apocolypse   - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share December 18, 2017's comic on:


Tags #apps, #addcitive, #zombie apocalypse, #interact, #see and hear, #own phones, #zombies eat brains, #share button

View Transcript

Transcript

Dilbert: Our apps are so addictive that we've triggered a zombie apocalypse. Our users no longer interact with the living. They can only see and hear their own phones, Boss: Do the zombies eat brains? Dilbert: Yes. we call it "share" button.

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share January 08, 2002's comic on:


Tags #downsized, #info, #last day, #projects, #right away, #soon enough, #90 days

View Transcript

Transcript

The Boss hands Dilbert a stack of papers and says, "Here are some projects to finish before your last day." Dilbert responds, "But.. I'll have to interact with people who know I've been downsized." The Boss replies, "Hee Hee!" A coworker mocks Dilbert, "I'll get this information to you right away. Is ninety days soon enough?"

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share May 07, 2013's comic on:


Tags #annoyance, #telecommuting, #coworkers, #casual inetractions, #infected toe, #photo of toe

View Transcript

Transcript

CEO: I canceled all telecommuting because there is so much value in having co-workers interact with each other in the office. Boss: Yes, it makes perfect sense. We want to get all of the value of casual interactions. Coworker: Do you want to see a picture of my infected toe?