"Our surveillance cameras caught you posting this antimanagement comic on the wall." "This comic compares managers to drunken lemurs." "Do you think drunken lemurs are like managers?" "No, some lemurs can hold their liquor."
Ken says, "I hate sales. Can you cross-train me to be an engineer?" Dilbert says, "Absolutely. All you need is a time machine and a brain with twice as many folds as your current model." Ken says, "Maybe I could try marketing." Dilbert says, "That's just liqour and guessing."